Riddle Sms

1+3+5+7+9+11+13+15+17+19=100
Pick the 5 numbers that make 50 by plus. Its a big challenge for you.



1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?

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Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ..... Simple



Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->


Ans is."ReflEctiOn"



Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius...
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CHeni



Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?

Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?


I am waiting for answer if u r genious....

Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai



Kya Aap Panchvi Pass §ai Taiz Hain?

Pakistan ka aìsa city jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain

Its A Çhallenge

Pakpatan Shrif


" RiDdLe "

Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY ApP DaI (RiGhT) HaTh Se ChOo LeTe HaI MaGaR BaI (LeFt) Se ChOoNa Na MuMkIn HaI ?

ItS VeRy EaZy


Koni



I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?

Riddle Answer

A snake.


Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It"s A Challenge...
Reply The Answer.

answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20



What is the thing which keeps on decreasing (Of all the living beings)?

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Simple, its the AGE, bcoz after birth v all travel 2wards death...!



Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
.
Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
.
Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota
.
CHALLANGE
.
Reply Fast.


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ans >>Kafan



boyfriend ik jale huey toast or apni pregnent girlfriend ko dekhtey hue kya kehta he?

?
?
?

bolo....

Dono ka ik hi jawab dena...




nahi pata.





kehta he

kash ik min...pehley nikal liya hota



solve this ...i live in the sea ,if u cut my head i am at ur door,if u cut my tail i am a fruit,if u cut both then i am with u..who am i?



When u get this SMS,
send it to 1 person U love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill.
now keep guessing why I send it to

u!!



Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?

A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!



Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??

Answer: air hostess


This is a smart test, try 2 solve it

R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOA

T-U+E

Send answer if u r a genius.
It’s only 1 word.
Solve n reply

Answer = SMILE



Aik ——- larki
——- par beath kar
——-geet ga rahi thi.

In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.
Let’s see how much intellgent you r.
Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear


Answer=Gori


Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???


Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa)



I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.

If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!

Guess what ???!

HAIR

AIR
-
-
-

Answer : CHAIR



Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..

(Answer is “KISS�).



Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?

Its Challenge for u Ans it ?


Answer=gonga kissi aur ko likh ker bata day ga aur wo uss andhay

ko bata day ga.



This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:

LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE

+ OUT - TESCS.

GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW

answer=� I MISS YOU�



Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00

Reply is must.

Answer:-
00 = Duffer
11 = Unique
12 = Flawless
13 = Good Looking
14 = Jacks of all trades
15 = Romantic
16 = Naughty
17 = Gambler
18 = Sentimental
19 = Strider



Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa hai….

Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?

Answer= ‘Not available yet’



A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T

So what relationship do A n T share?


Answer= they are husband and wife


Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..
5 harfon ka lafz hai..


Answer = Not known



Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?

Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai�

batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?

Answer Received = Maamu & Bhanji


Select one dish, i’ll tell you the relation b/w you and me?

1-Seekh Kabab
2-Kaleji
3-Karhai
4-Qorma
5-Tikka
6-Kabab
7-Biryani
8-Roll Paratha
9-Daal??
Tell me your answer

Answers
Seekh Kabab= You Hate Me
Kalegi= Flirt
Karhai= You Care For Me
Qorma= You Like Me
Tikka= Confused
Kabab= Best Couple
Biryani= You Are Serious With Me
Roll Paratha=Best Friend
Daal=You Love Me



If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?

-ID
-Money
-Picture
-Credit card
-Coins
-Calling card
-Letter?

?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must!

?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive

reply)

ID=Imposrtant
Money=Hate
Pic=Best Friend
Credit card=Family
Coins=Crush
Calling Card=Textmate
Letter=Sum1 Special



1+3+5+7+9+11+13+15+17+19=100
Pick the 5 numbers that make 50 by plus. Its a big challenge for you.



1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?

----

Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ..... Simple



Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->


Ans is."ReflEctiOn"



Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius...
============
CHeni



Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?

Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?


I am waiting for answer if u r genious....

Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai



Kya Aap Panchvi Pass §ai Taiz Hain?

Pakistan ka aìsa city jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain

Its A Çhallenge

Pakpatan Shrif