EID MUBARAK

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Funny Urdu Sms

Jb wo make up karti hy
to bilkul reema lagti hy
wah wah

jb wo make up karti ha to bilkul reema lagti hy

Or jb wo make up nhi karti to shafqat cheema lagti hy



School ka Toilet b Ajeeb hy
Pappu ko Qabz b shadeed hy
Toilet me na to light hy,
Pappu ki halat tight hy,
Bhens bari ya Aqal bari,
Pappu ki pant me Nikal pari.



Subah Se Ise Intzar Me Bemar Pary Hein
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""FARAZ""
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K Sham Ko Koi Fruit Leke A jy



Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya

Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.

What?

Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...



Aik Aadmi Doctor kay paas gaya aur us se kaha Doctor sahab mujhe PATLAY motion hain.
Doctor: Kitne Patle Hain????
Patient: Buhat Patle Hain.
Doctor: Phir Bhi Kitne Patle???????
Patient: Itne Patle Motion Hain kay app KULLI bhi kar sakte hain!!!



Aap ki Life mein 1 Aisi Larki aye Gi Jo Sirf Aap ki Hogi Hogi.

Ap us se BeHad Pyar Karo gy.

Ap Dono Ki Mohabat Bemisaal Hogi .

Ap Usey KISS karo Gy Jb Wo Kareeb Akar Kahy Gi .

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PAPA . . . . . !


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>â€�)(â€�< ,(â€�)(â€�), Me Shbshe Nalaj Hn Mere ko Na Koi B Sms Ni Kalta Shab Bisy Hei Kisi ko Meli Yad Ni Aati Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947 Alif...Annar By....Bakry Py....Pankha . . . . . . . . . . . . Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008. Alif...Aataa By....Bijli Py....Petrol Arz Kya Hay..... Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli... Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli...... Perda Joo Uthaya too Under Say Siah Nikli. "pathan ka shair" na botal main na jar main na hotel main na bar main na bike peh na car main jo maza hai "NISWAR"main na ishaq main na pyar main In soft gleaming night of stars May all ur dreams com true May every star of every night Bring lov n joy 2 u Happy B"day 2 u... Arz kya hai... Bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se phale, bakri kha gai.. Aaj ka kam kal per chor do . . . . . . . Ho sakta hai kal tak us k liye koi machine ejad ho jaye..... Judge: Tum Ne Ek Hi Raat Me 7 Jagah Chori Ki? Chor: Haan Sahib, Main Mehnat Se G Nahi Churata. Karachi main mushtail afrad ne samundar ko aag laga di... ! ! ! ! ! Lambi Lambi Chor k GEO. NASIR KAZMI ki rooh se mazrat k sath... Jab se begam ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, maine nazaroun ki tarah sar ko bhi jhuka rakha hai. Bartano aaj mere sar pe barste kion ho, maine dho dho k tumhin kitna saja rakha hai. roz leti hai talashi who police ki manind, pochti hai kahan paisoun ko chupa rakha hai. who hi dunya main muqadar ka sikandar thera, jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai. pe ja hans k maar ki talkhi ko sohar, maar khane main bhi kudrat ne maza rakha hai. Arzz Kya Hay. Un ko Dekh Ker Tanha Dil Ko Tasalay Si houty Hay.. Un Ka Hath Tham Loun To Muhobaat Si Houty hay.. Woooo Agar Jaan Lain Mery Inn Khayali Batoun koo.... Mughy Apny Donooo Galoun Per Sourkhy Si Mahsoos Huty hay. Arz Kya Hay..... Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli... Usssss Haseena Ko Dekh Ker Dill Say Akk Ahhhh Nikli...... Perda Joo Uthaya too Under Say Siah Nikli. Socho ager sms recieve karny k paisy lagty to ki hota.? guess.? guess.? aj ap meri waja se road pe bheek mang rahy hoty Har mard ki life dekho to Without shadi SPIDERMAN Shadi k time SUPERMAN Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN um Tumhari Hifazat Kiya Karenge Fraz....! Mera to Apna Bakra koe Khol k Le gaya Hai.… When an apple is green, it is ready to pluck and when a girl is eighteen it is ready for . . . . . . . . . National Identity Card Hamesha ghalat he sochte ho. Shezadi: mein us insan sey shadi karo gi, jo teen glass bhar ker apna thok piye, ik patthan is baat per razi ho gaya, aur do glass pi kar rukh gaya. shezadi boli bus thak gay kay. Patthan Bola: Nahi abhi "balghum" chaba raha ho. Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hy ??? SoChO ! SoChO ! Aur SoChO ! Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chor Dete Hyn ! ;->



Ishq kia hai gham ka darya hai,
Ishq kia hai gham ka darya hai ,
Nalka band kar do Lota bhar gya hai.



Bari..
mushqil
se hum app k liye raat ko
aasmaan se

channd aur taray tod ker la rahay thay

wapsy per

Shopper phat gaya


palat ke dekh aye zalim tamanna ham bhi rakhte hai



agar tum makeup karte ho to shave hum bhi karte hai



Dunniya ka sab se chota or behtarin latifa...
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1 PATHAN WO B SCIENCE DAN!!!


pathaan apni girlfrd ke saath date per gya aur Ahista se bola: Mere dil main ek baat hai magar kehte huey ghabrata hun.. tum gussa kerogi: Girl nahi karongi
ab keh bhi do kia baat ha.
Pathan: tumharay pass Naswar hai?



Har mard ki life dekho to
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN




palat ke dekh aye zalim tamanna ham bhi rakhte hai




agar tum makeup karte ho to shave hum bhi karte hai



aik pathan:larki sa muj sa shaadi kar lo tum k oswab milay ga
larki: woh kasay PATHAN hamary ghar bacha ho ga hum us ka name swab khan rakhay ga.



agar aap kahin ja rahe hain or kali billi aap k agey se guzar jae to is ka kya matlab hai?????


iss ka matlab hai k
kali billi b kahi ja rahe hy...



2007 ka dard naak waqiya jo sun kar insan kaamp jata hai lekin karne wale ko kuch nahin hota

ye waqiya 21-july-2007 ka hai jis mein aik baap ne apne 4 saal ke bete ko jo sahih se bool bhi nahin sakta tha use...........


school bhej dia.



What do you call a female who never laughs?



"HASINA"



Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".


Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha..
par afsoos ke....


loan pass nahi hua...



Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain.


Arz kiya hai:

Soch samajh ke na ki jis ne shaadi,

Usne jeevan bigaar liya.

Aur

Samajh k ki jisne shaadi,

Usney bhi kon sa teer maar liya.



Meri her saans mein tum ho,
meri her soch mein tum ho,
meri her dharkan mein tum ho,
meri her Aas mein tum ho,
aur
1 tum ho

pata nahin kahan gum ho



Aik Pathan Raat Ko Khana Kha Raha Tha...

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To Ab Kya Woh Khana Bhi Na Khaye,

Jaan LeLo Pathano Ki, Har Baat Main Joke Chahiye..!



Dil Main Tum
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Dharkan Main Tum
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Aankhon Main Tum
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Saanso Main Tum
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Jahan Bhi Dekho
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Bas Tum He Tum
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Dettol Wali Aunti Such Kehti Hai
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^JARASEEM^ Har Jagah Hote Hain...!



Lo Jee Mitraan Di Pur-Zor Farmaish Tey

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Awaam Dey Jazbaat Di Tarjumani Wastey

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IK WAARI FAIR . .


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WAPDA TEY

~ LAKH LANAT ~ ;-)



Boy to his Friend:
Yaar Meri Girl Friend ki Birth Day hai...
Usaya Kya Gift doun... Kuch samaj nahin Aaraha...
Friend:
Dikhnay main Kaisi hai???
Boy:
Bohot Khubsurat hai...
Friend:
Acha tu Phir Aisa karo k


Mera Number dedo...



Poori botal na sahi, ek jaam to ho jaye, Milna na sahi, dua salaam to ho jaye, Jinki yaad mai hum beemar pade hai, Kam se kam unhe Jukam to ho jaye...



100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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Thori Deer baad sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gai


***Golden Words***
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Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Daalo
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Q k Woh parsoon bhi to Ho sakta hay



Someone said Meera u r lookin so HOT. Meera said no no i hve 2 air conditioners in my room that"s y im not so HOT and i don"t work in HOT conditions.


Laloo Parasad America gay Bush kay paas english sekhni.
Waapis ay tu bush ne phone laloo prasad ne kaha "Hello Who"s Speaking"
Bush Ne Kaha "Hum Sasura Bushwa Bol Raha Hun"



hamy garo ny lota apno may kaha dam tha.mujy waha dafnana jaha mary mohbob ka kadam tha



ADMI: sir meri biwi gum hogai he
postmaster: bhai ye post office hy tum police station ja kar report karwa
Admi: kya karo khushi k marey kuch samajh nahi araha



Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!



kon kahta ha k Pakistan main job nahi milti
yeh lo jharo
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or shandar career ka aghaz karo.



Antar mantar jadu jantar chinko finko tinko shoo shoo
Kuch mahsoos hua
Nahi na?
Jadoogar ne b yeh hi kaha tha k ye jaadu insano per hi aser karta hai



1 chooha sharab k nashe mae tha 1 bili usae boli aaj tenu khan nu dil kerda aay
chooha: ja ni kutt na kha layi. Faer loki kain dae baeghert nae janani kutt ditti!



Mra mehboob ki shadi raqib se ho gai, dukh is bat ka nahi. Dono ne mujhe jalane k liye shadi pe bulaya dukh is bat ka nahi. Wo khushian manate rahe dukh is bat ka b nahi. Meri mohabat ka khun ho gya, dukh is bat ka b nahi. Dukh to is bat ka hai k,
Wahan..
Mujhe.
Pepsi nahi mili


Kuri: Aisa khat likh sajna ve. Meri umar beet jae parhty parhty.
Munda.
@##%%^%&*&%$#@!~+?|&^&^^&$%^$%#

ly hon pardi reh



Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se awaz lagayi: babu ji roti milegi?
Andar se awaz ayi: Biwi ghar per nahi hai
Bhikari: main ny chummi nahi, roti mangi hai.


pathaan apni girlfrd ke saath date per gya aur Ahista se bola: Mere dil main ek baat hai magar kehte huey ghabrata hun.. tum gussa kerogi: Girl nahi karongi
ab keh bhi do kia baat ha.
Pathan: tumharay pass Naswar hai?



Laziness is our biggest enemy. (Allama Iqbal)
We should learn to love our enemies. (Quaid e Azam)
"Lo dasso! ab kis ki maney�? Mamu di ya chachu di?
hehe



Na Hawa Na
Saya hai!
Ahsas Tum Ko ab
Aya Hai!
Humein Bhi
SMS Kar K Dekh
Lo Dost!
COMPANY Ne
Yeh Mobile Sirf Tumhary girl
FRIEND K Liye Nahi Banaya Hai.



Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya



Police man : jail mai kese aye?
Sardar : media ki Larki interview kar rahi thi,
Us k seenay par "PRESS" likha hua tha,
Aur mai nay "PRESS" kar diya



Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil
dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya.



sharabi(india gate ke samne khada tha): aur chilaya "taxi".
driver: kahna jana hai.
s:india get.
(thode der bad )
d:uthro india gate aa gya hai.
s:1 sala de ta hoon, etani tej gadi mat bhagaty ho.



Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te
kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,
kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,

Woh to humhe naa mili............
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!


MunnaBhai: Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Bole to dog tail shaking WHY?
Circuit: Common sense Bhai! Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na.



Good Friend comes 2 visit u in the Hospital,
with flowers & goes..

but

A True Friend sits near u & says:
Yaar! buhat tite Nurse hai, Araam se theek hona


Maot k baad yaad aa raha hai koi...
Cigrate meri kabar pr jala raha hai koi...
yaa rab 2 pal ki mohlat aur de de mujhay...
Akela akela suttay kaga raha hai koi.....



Himesh Reshamia ka kutta ghar se bhag gya Dusre Kutte ne
"pucha yaar tune ghar kyu choda?"
kutta bola:- yaar rat ko gaane ki practice wo karta hai subha
log mujhe marte hai...



Bhikaari: 1 Rupiya De De,
Main Ne 3 Din Se Khaana Nahin Khaayea Hai,
Memon: 100 Rupe Doon Ga Pehle Yeh Bata
1 Rupiye Me Khaana Kahan Milta Hai???



Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington



Tum Sab dost meri zindgi ho..
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Laanat hai aisi zindgi pe..-



Height Of Dramay Bazi


Hi
I have Good News & Bad News Both 4 u
The bad news is that there is no Good news.
and
the Good news is There is no Bad News....!!



Seen oN A Famous Beauty Parlor iN Karachi :

Don"t Whistle aT The Girl Going ouT From Here . . .

She May B Your GrandMother



Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna


Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi,
ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI..



Your friendship is like Paktel,
“DIL TO AIK HAY�

Your sincerity is like Telenor,
“CHAHO KUCH BARH K�

Your love is like Haleeb,
“GARHA JO HAY


Woman has man in it,
Mrs has Mr in it,
female has male in it,
Madam has adam in it,
so girls r always incomplete without boys.



Ap PAGAL ho

yar mano ap PAGAL ho

gussa kioun kerte ho
vaise ap pagal ho


P= Pyare
A= Ache
G= Gumsum
A= Anmol
L= Lovely

Dakha ap kitne pagal ho.....PAGAL



Hont se hont milte hain to kia hota ha

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socho

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nahi pata bache

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kitna ganda sochte ho

bus moo band hota ha aur kia hota ha



A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Ye Sms Har Unpar Ke Mobile Pe Forward Ker Dain

Pervaiz Elaahi Ka Hawab Parha Likha Punjab



sher likha jata ha,

sher parha jata ha,

sher dakha jata ha,

sher suna jata ha,

sher mehsus kia jata ha,


magar jub sher samne aata ha to pajama agey se gila aur piche
se nila ho jata ha



Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

mujhe pata ha tum bewaqoof ho
magar ahista bolo idhar tak awaz aa rahi ha



Ho sakta hay barish kay baad aasmaan neela na ho,
Ho sakta hay dhoop aanay per sarsoon peela na ho,
Per yeh ho hi naheen sakta kay aap so ker uthein aur bister geela na ho.



Aankhe hai apki jheel jesi dil karta hai inme...
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" Machliya chod du"


Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge...
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenger!!!



1 bar 300 pathan ship main safar kar rahe the
laikin sare ke sare mar gaye..

kaise?

nothing seriuos...

ship bich main kharab ho gai

to daka dene neche uttar gaye.


U R SWEET AS
CHOCOLATE
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MEETHA AS
GULAB JAMUN
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RASILA AS
RUSGULLA
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COOL AS
ICE CREAM
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GOD APKO BURI NAZAR SAY BACHAE!

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KAHIN APPKO CHUUNNTAIN NA LAY JAEIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Science Ki Jadeed Taraki K
Mutabik
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NASWAR
Se EYE SIGHT
Taiz Hoti Hai
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SUBOOT


Peshawar Main Chand 1 Din Pehle Nazar Aajat Hai...



Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.



kia andaz hai
kia jalwa hai
kia style hai
aur kia smile hai
msg to karti nahin
aur fakhar se kehti ho mere pas mobile hai...



Jab tujhko koi zakham laga,
to libas apna phar diya,
gireban apna chak diya,
aur tere zakham se lipat gai,
yehi to hy kam mera,
SANI-PLAST hy naam mera.



Hawa Main betab urr Rahay They Ghalib
Wah Wah Wah Wah !
hawa Main betab Urr rahay thay ghalib
Ooh Phir?
Phir kia Ruk gayi Hawa Gir Gaya GHALIB!



Darte haian kahi sab tabha na ho jaie,
Mera pyaar sabki nazar mein gunah na ho jaie,
Main sabr kar lungi mager darr lagta hai,
Jisko chahte haian wo bewafa na ho jaie.


3 monkeys run from zoo ,1st found watching tv 2nd found playing football 3rd ................ no dear its not u . hamesha esa hi q sochti ho , wo mila he nahi



Circuit : Bhai agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? Muna Bhai: simple.... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!


Hawa Main betab urr Rahay They Ghalib
Wah Wah Wah Wah !
hawa Main betab Urr rahay thay ghalib
Ooh Phir?
Phir kia Ruk gayi Hawa Gir Gaya GHALIB!



Ques: pathan aur gadhe main konsi 2 cheezien Same hain?
Ans: Dono bachpan main khoobsurat hotay hain Aur barre ho kar transport ka kaam kartay hain.



Geeta Sar : - SMS kar aur bhool ja,
reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi
jaata Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!!



I want to share everything with u
Your sadness, ur happy moments
Every single second of the day
Let’s start with
Your bank account.



Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....



Teri Maa Di
Tere Peo Di
Teri Behan Di
Tere Bra Di
Teri Babi Di
Tere Pure Khandan Di
Te Meri v Tu Jan Hain



Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.



Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...


Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai



Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu
saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO


Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahin aarele, Bhai ka khopdi buhut tight hai, Bol nikalun kiya tera lucky draw? Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamun.
sender CIRCUIT BHAI



sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM



Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....



Hugli Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!!
Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya.....
Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....????



Hugli Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!!
Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya.....
Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....????



Kis kis ki mahfil main kis kis na kis kis ko kiss kya,ek tum thi jisnay her kiss
ko mis kya,ek main tha jis na her miss ko kiss kya.



Kash kabhie app hamari gali main ayen,thora sharmaen,thora itraen, thora
muskaraen,thora ghabraen aur phir zor se chilaen"TEEN DABAY WALAY"



IN French:
"bonjour"
IN Spanish:
"Te quiro"
IN Italian:
"Teamo"
IN English:
"Good morning"
IN Punjabi:
"uth BEGHAIRTA kem te nai jana"


Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai



Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Kaise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....


Ap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi,Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi,Chal MOR jaisi,Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi,Acha hota agar Koi 1 Aadat Bhi Insanon Wali Hoti



Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano
dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho


Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke
dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga.



sharab hai to mai-khane banay
husan hai to dewane banay
ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai
tabhe to pagal khane banay



shaadi k din kareeb aye to maha ko diting ka shaok hova .mein le ayi Sufi
ko.kyunk sufi per aiteybar jo tha.subha hoi to dekha na Maha thi na sufi.



Apun 1 Sher bolega
"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite.



Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!



7 wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3. apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs, aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend .-"""-.


Aik bandar apni ammi k pass gaya aur kaha ammi main itna budsoorat kion hon
Us ki ammi nay kaha tum to kuch bhi nahi ho......
Usay dekho jo ye sms parh raha hay.......



Mene jis se pyar kia uska naam alla -rakhi hai,wo meri alla-rakhi hai mai uska
allah-rakha hon,ye kia rakha .....rakhi ki rut laga rakhi...tumhari alla-rakhi ne
kisi or se bana rakhi hai


Tea or larki mein kiya cheez common hai.
1.dono gram honi chaye.
2.dhod zada hona chahiye.
3.raat ko sooney na dey.



BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka
ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja
saka.........!!!!!


jawaab teri shayari ka....
denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain....
apne dil ki diary mein....



Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai



Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai,
hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?



Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai



Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai



Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain


Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...



Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...


Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....



Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain


Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..



Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...



kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.



Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey



Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai



Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)


jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye
aur unke haath peele ho gaye



Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka ,
toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai,
na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA,
aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!


Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!



Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya
to night ko sleeping chor diya
tere face ki gentle beauty ne
mere kind heart ko phor diya



You r my sweet SONA
I don"t want u KHONA
I want a place in your heart"s KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA



Dil torna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi



Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain



Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....



Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye !



Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...


Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...



Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi


Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya



Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai



Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya



Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai



Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.



Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon



TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!



Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila


Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...



Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi


Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya



Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai



Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya



Jis mehfil mein hum khade ho jaaye
waha Haritik bhi jhukta hai
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai
Kya mooh dukhta hai



Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh guzarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.



Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon



TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!



Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

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