EID MUBARAK

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Ki$$ Sms

love is blind
be very kind
wen I KISS YOU
plz don"t mind



What is a kiss?
In view of
Geometry:
"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..
Economics:
"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....
PHYSICS:
"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..
Computer:
"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...



Kis kis ne kis kisko kis kis mehphil mein KISS kiya



Ek aap hein ki jo har KISS ko miss kiya



Ek hum hein jo har miss ko KISS kiya



KISS IS THE KEY OF LOVE.



LOVE IS THE KEY OF MARRIAGE.



MARRIAGE ID THE BOX OF CHILDREN.



CHILDREN ARE PROBLEM OF PAKISTAN.



SO STOP THE KISSING AND SAVE THE PAKISTAN.



TaLk 2 me wHen i"m boReD, kiSS me wHen i"m saD, hug me wHen i cRy, caRe 4 me wHen i diE, loVe me When i"m sTill Alive...



A hug for you means I need you. A kiss for you means I love you. A call for you means I"m missing you.


U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk. softer than flower. since i have u as my lover, come to me near, i"ll kiss ur lips without fear. u"ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.



My love for you grows more with each passing day,
The thought of your gorgeous face takes my breath away:
Those brown eyes fill my soul with happiness,
Those luscious lips I love to kiss.


Life is nothing without LOVE, LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical, don"t get emotional yar just b practical so STOP luving and START Kissing.



proposing u was my desire having u is my jekpot loving u is my attitude pleasing u is my duty missing u is my habit kising u is my wish 2gether 4eva my filfilment.
 



Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.



Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips. What is first thing? ..??..
Answer is "KISS"



LOVE IS BLIND
BE VERY KIND
WHEN I KISS U
PLZ DONT MIND



never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
never give a hug, ask 4 it.
never ask do u luv me, first say i luv u.
never say i can"t live without u, say i live for u.



Look under your bed,maybe in ur head, for there i"ll plant lot of something called forget me not, here"s a most loving kiss coz you are the only one i miss.



when u kiss a British girl she says "kiss me softly"
when u kiss a American girl she says "kiss me hardly"
and
when u kiss a Pakistani girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na" (Don"t tell anybody)


I"m a kisser, i kiss people for money
I"m a kisser, i kiss people for money, but you are my friend
I ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!



Kiss is the key of love. Love is the key of marriage. Marriage is the box of children. Children r the problem of Pakistan. To solve this problem. Avoid Kisses


A Kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature , to stop speech when words become superfluous.



Kiss Me In The Light..Love Me In the Dark..Hold Me "till The End. And I Promise I won"t Break Your Heart


read out this sms very carefully watch as u read it wide coz i"ve filled it with staffed loads of kisses & hundreds loads of huggles inside...



if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love. thanks god an angel came into my life!



loving you can only be compared to the sand of an ocean, missing you with the warmth of your skin, baby to me you mean the world, i can"t stand without ur thing, talk without ur lips!!!!So come and kiss me



"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"
I said.



The moment eternal - just that and no more -
When ecstasy"s utmost we clutch at the core
While cheeks burn, arms open, eyes shut, and lips meet!



If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt.


a sweet &loving person like u
needs no message....
,,0*0,,
JUST A
;;"_ _";;
KISS!
;( * ):
_>_.<_
Muahh!



Kiss is a boot camp of doing something sweet and tasted that at the end it can drive you to the next step that can build a generation to generation until generation.


Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess...........Any
Guess........
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti



Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply



Love is the name, Kiss is the game forget the name lets play the game ! !



Benefits of Kissing
Changes taste
Burns Calories
Lips never go dry
Relieves Stress
Makes face muscles strong
So KEEP KISSING



I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.



my heart is made 2 luv u, my lips are made to kis u, my eyes r made 2 see u, my hands r made 2 hold u .....evry part of me wants u, maybe bcoz i was made just 4 u!!



If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers. if a hug was a second id send u hours. if a smile was water id send u a sea. if love was a person id send u me!



Q. What is KISS ?
Ans. A KISS is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.


Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let"s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.



Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,That you love me in December as you do in May?


When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I"m afraid to lose you.



A kiss is special thing that you cant take without giving, and you cant give without taking.



What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetration, in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.



What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetration, in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.



The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!



I"ve been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!



Whats life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.



If luvin" was aginst the law, and kissin" was a crime, i would gladly spend my life with u, in prison doin" time.


Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga



A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues. so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.


Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen. U & i together babes is passion so extreme!



what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!



Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated


Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated



What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetration, in fast acceleration that will build the next generation.



The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!



I"ve been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!



Whats life ? Life is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.



If luvin" was aginst the law, and kissin" was a crime, i would gladly spend my life with u, in prison doin" time.


Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga



A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues. so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.


Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen. U & i together babes is passion so extreme!



what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!

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