Insulting Sms

aj temprature 47 degree ho ga ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey.



Read its very fast.
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow

CONGRATULATION! now you make a sweet puppi.



Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya kushbu tere sath laya...
phir mere dil me khayal aaya...
ke lagta hay ki...
aaj bhi tu..
nahi ""NAHAYA""



You are ABCDEFGHIJKL

A-adorable
B-brilliant
C-cute
D-dashing
E-exciting
F-fantastic
G-gr8
H-humorous
I-intelligent
J-Joke K-kaisa L-laga



Hi smarty,,,


karan johar producing a new film and is looking for new talent
I"ve suggested ur name..
FILM NAME--
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?
?
SHAKAL HO NAA HO!!:D



There is a good news for u.U r going to usa soon. Some scientist will take you there. Because they want to test that how can you live without your brain.


Aajib Hai Nakhre Tere...
Aajib Tera Style Hai...
Naak Pochne Ki Tameez Nahi
Haathoo Main Mobile Hai



Aankhon mein shrafat
Chaal mein nazakat
dil main sachaii
chehre main safai
phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko, mera bhai
mera bhai


paydaishi pagal ki 4 nishania�
1-seedhey hath mein mobile pakray ga.
2-anguthey se button dabaye ga.
3-msg parh k hansey ga.
4-soche ga k kisko send kru.



Har Lal rang red nahin hota,
Har Insan bad nahin hota,
Kaise kahoon par sach hai ki har koi aapki tarah
MAD nahin hota



When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don"t make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.



Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?



Taste this SMS
Did u feel the taste of ginger?
Nahi?
Bandar kya janey adrak ka swaad..!



How much is 1+1 = ?
.
.
.
Bataoo Na
.
.
Are you looking 4 answer?
SHAME ON YOU!



Morning News
Scientist all over the world r wondering how long a human can live without brain.. Kindly tell them ur age
Thr"s a meeting @ mental hospital all nurses, doc, attendants r present but meeting has not started bcoz the patient is still busy reading this SMS



Sorry to inform u that u have a brain problem.
Your brain has 2 parts: Left and Right.
The left has nothing right in it & the right has nothing left in it.



Shaam hoti hai ye dil udaas hota hai,
toote khwabob ke siwa kuch na pas hota hai,
tumhari yaad usi wqat bohat ati hai,
bandar jab koi as pas hota hai.


Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun.



Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi,
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein,
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi.


Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa gaya ye kam baat hogi.



Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha,
kay achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui.
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.
 



SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.



Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho.
Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu.



I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
That"s because Mainka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !



A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.



Asli Bewkuf Ki 4 Nishanian1. Seedhe Hath Mein Mob Pakry 2. Angothay Se Button Dabaye 3. Message Parh K Hansay 4. Soche K aur Kis Ko Send Krun?



door se dekha to aande ubal raha tha
najdik ja ke dekha to takle uchal rahatha


tumara chera moti saman moti hamara kutteka naam



Always smile ,you know why?
bcoz..hanso ,jiyo ?
muskurao kya pata ?
kal daat ho na ho?


U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*



3 dost the kallu, billu, aur ulloo. Kallu 7th mein padh raha hai, billu 5th main padh raha hai, aur ullo sms padh raha hai.
 



Tum hoti tu aissa hota tum hoti tu waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, Tum us baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti, Tum us baat pe wo kehti, Shukar hai tum nahi hoo!!!



Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega,
MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,
BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega.
Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega



aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. sab aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.



3 tips to break a miror: 1. pathar mar ker tod do. 2. utha ke neechay phainko. 3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao. Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.



i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay aagay say aagay barthay chalay jao gay quen k jahaan b jao gay gay loag kahain chal chal agay ho. he he ha ha hoooo



Mere mehboob k hoont gulabi aur aankh nashely, par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai


Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushboo laya Tab ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj bhi nahi nahaya.



aj temprature 47 degree ho ga ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey.


sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai toote khwaboo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai bandar jab koi ass paas hota hai.



Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!



aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai apni kisi friend se baat he karva do meri shaadi abhi bohat door hai wah wah wah



Tu hai harjaee, tu apna b yeh toar sahi......too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi



Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them ur age.