Politics Sms

Karachi main Light ka breakdown q hua..?

MQM: Taliban karachi main aa gaye hain.

PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat k khilaf sazish hai.

PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.

ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi hai.

Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga :-D



The best way to see the good work of a government is to love his party personally



Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ??

wah wah

Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ???

Akhir jootay ki bi to koi self respect hai !! :)



Mubaric ho, Adliya bahal ho gaye !

Ab har ghareeb ko Roti, Kapra Makan mile ga

Mazlum ko fori insaf mile ga

Jarayim khatam ho jayen gay

Load shedding nahi ho gi

Mehngaye khatam ho jaye gi

Pakistan main haqiqi jamhuriyat aye gi

Corruption khatam ho jaye gi

India dost ban jaye ga

Dehshat gardi khatam ho jaye gi

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Aur shayed hamari aankh khul jaye gi !



Pakistan ka matlab kia?

BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA!

yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai

yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai

log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad!

hum kehtay hai......
pakistan se Zinda Bhaag



Bari moochhon wala Zardari bhi ab decent ho gaya,
jo pehlay tha Mr.10 per cent ab Cent per Cent ho gaya !


In Zardarion say dosti achhi nahi Faraz,
Tu Sadar-e-Pakistan hay kuchh to khayal kar !



Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?
Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.
Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?
Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.
:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???


Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka

bhala hoga


President:
Shetani

Prime Minister:
Gillani

Army Chief:
Kiyani

Speaker:
Zanaani

Aata Na Roti

Bijli Na Paani

Wah Re Pakitani

Teri Ajab Kahani..!!



Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,

Roads,

Bridge,

Aeroplane,

Tarbela Dam,

And Finally,

General Pervaiz



Pakistan ka matlab kia?

BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA!

yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai

yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai

log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad!

hum kehtay hai......
pakistan se Zinda Bhaag



Humara khwab bhooka nanga Punjab
her qadam
khud kushi ki jaanib
baat to ehsaas ki hai.
Cycle per mohar lagayain @ ch. Azab-e-elahi.



Sher arz kya hai
Tail ditta cycle di chain nu.
Wah! Wah!
Zara ghor farmain gi
Tail dita cycle di chain nu.
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niklo chaudrio tuwadi paen nu!



3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta.

1: "SHIRK" krny wala

2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala

3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala.



In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.



A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.


Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.



Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.


A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.



Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.



Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.



Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.



The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that"s out always looks the best.



We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.



Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.



Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.


Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.



In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.


Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.



The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.



Humra-Khuwab
"Bkokaa"
"Nangaa"
"Punjab"

Har Qadam,
"Khud Kushi Ki Janib"

Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai
Cycle Per Moher Lagayien.

"Ch.Azab-E-Elahi"



Hum Jahil Ko Kabhi Aalam-E-Quran Nahin Ketha....
Gaddar Ko Kabhi Deen Ka Sultan Nahin Kehta....
Agar Wo Haji Ho Namazi Ho Ya Koi Or....
Hum "Benazir" K Qatil Ko Kahbi Musalman Nahin Krhta....



Why does Arj*n S*ngh have sex only 3 days a week?
Coz for 3 days his wife is reserved for SC/ST & on Sundays for OBC.



Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.



We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.



Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.


Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.



Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumbe



The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.



I don"t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.



In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.



Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.



Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.



Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.


The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that"s out always looks the best.