Son:papa 5+5 how much
Sardar:Ullehke patte, gadhe ke aulath, nalayath, besharam, tujhe kuchbi nahi ata,
ja jake andarse caliculater la
A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.Sardar replied:o 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.
santaji: agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai:
santaji: main heater le aato hoon
lekin agar aapko phir bhi thand lagti hai to kya karte hai
santaji: to main heater on kar leta hoon.....
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Sardar Building Se Gira...
Doctor Said: He is Dead.
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said:
Main Zinda Hoon.
Sardars Wife:
Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae..!
1 dafa sardar ji ko call aee
aur saddar ji ne phone uthaya aur kaha kon
tu dosri taraf se awaz aii may bool raha hoo
tu sardar jii ne bola k kamal ho gaya dono taraf se mayhi bool raha hoo
Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a!
Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain?
Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a!
A person to sardar: agr aik hathi sui k sorakh se guzr rha ho to uasy rokne k lye kya krna chahye?.
sardar: uski dump e girah laga do phans jae ga.
Sardar: kal menu 9 admian ne kutia.
Pandit: fer tu kuj nai kita.
Sardar: main kia himat ha te kaly kaly ao.
Pandit: fer.
Sardar: fer ki sarian na wari wari kutia.
Sardar:yar meri biwi pani say bohat darti hai.
Friend:kaisay pata chala?
Sardar:yar kal mai ghar pohncha to woh bath tub mai bhi security guard k sath baithi thi...
Sardar 2 his friend,I kiss my wife everyday b4 I go 2 office, & u..?
Friend:I kiss after u go 2 office..
Sardar:ha ha I kiss 1st
Sardar g ko invitation mila k aap ne party mein red tie pehan k ana hai.
Sardar g party puhnchy to dekha
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K
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Logon ne pant shirt bhi pehni hoie hai.
Sardar: cigarette hai?
Dokanwala: we don�t sell cigs.
Next day,
S: cig hai?
D: kal bataya tha yahan nahi baichtay.
Next day,
S: cig hai?
D: abay kitni baar kahoon! Nahi hai! Dafa ho ja nahi to hathorra sar pay day maaroon ga!
Next day,
S: hathorra hai?
D: nahi.
S: acha? To phir cig hai?
Race dekhtey huey sardar ney dosrey se pocha: Inam kis ko mile ga?
2nd: sab se aagey waley ko
sardar toh phir peechay waley kyun bhag rahey hein..?
Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai
1 Sardar: Yar jab main chota tha tab main 5 Mannzlia Building se gira tha.
2 Sardar: Yar tu mar gya tha ya bach gya tha.
1 Sardar: Kaisi baatein karte ho muje kya pata tub main bohat chota tha.
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?
SalesMan: PLAIN Me Dikhau?
Sardar: Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na.
Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour se Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
dolhan sardar say......aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha
Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha
Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" .... Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai :-)
Friend to sardar: yaar tu aaj to doctor ke pas jane wala tha kya huva?.. sardar replies- aaj meri tabiyat theek nahi hai kal jaoonga...
Sardar rail mein susu karne gaya. Wapis aane par,wife :aapka paajama geela kaise hua?Sardar,"vahan likha tha,shareer ka koyi angh baahar na nikaalen!!
Man: Oye tera ek dant neela kida ho gaya? Sardar: Yaar main ink lagayi hai. Man: Uh kyon? Sardar: Kyon k aaj kal BLUE TOOTH bahut mashur hai
strange man. Friend: Didn"t u follow them? Sardar: No yaar, i have already seen that movie :-)
Shayari by sardar:- khidki se dekha to road pr koi nai tha..Khidki se dekha to road pr koi nai tha..Road pe jake dekha to khidki me koi nai tha :-)
INTERVIEWER: Imagine that u r in a closed room and all doors and windows r closed.How can u Escape if d room got FIRE? SaRDAR: simple..Stop Imagining
A Sardar and wife waiting 4 TRAIN, itne me "PUNJAB MAIL" aayi.Sardar bag k train me chada or wife se bola "jab PUNJAB FEMALE aye to aa jana!!!
Aik sardar bachpan se heiraan pareshaan rehta tah yeh soch ker k meri behn k do bhai phir mera aik kaise .
Sardar watching star tv.. Bech main advertize aya "aap dekh rahe hai "star tv".. Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise pata chala ke mai star tv dekh raha hu......
EK SARDAR NE SABHI DOSTON KO SMS KIYA, ""MY MOBILE NUMBER HAS CHANGED, EARLIER IT WAS NOKIA 2100 NOW IT IS NOKIA 6600"" !!
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
Ek sardar gusse main: Oyye, main iss duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga aur mita dunga !! Dusra sardar: Main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga !!
Q. What frustrates a Sardar? ... A. When his wife delivers twins & he can"t find the father of the second child.
Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 13th October Which year? Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe ...... EVERY YEAR :-)
Sardarji and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife. Go and sit back. I will drive auto
Sardar selected a short girl to marry. Why? Because he remembered what guruji told him.. "musibat jitni choti ho utni achchi!"
Movie director (sardar): in this scene u gotta jump from 10th floor. Actor: wat if i die? Sardar: Dats not at all a problem, It"s the last scene.....
Sardarji fixed his marriage on 2nd May. He sent invitation to his friends like this.. "Marriage is on May 2nd. Please come on 1st night.
Paji:Oy murge di tang kithe gaye?waiter: Paji murga langda tha.aur dil?Paji wo murgi le gayi.Abe dimag to hoga? Sorry paji murga sardar tha..
Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail"
Beti:"Ma! gaon me foji aaye hai" Ma:"Tu andar ja inki niyat kharaab hoti hai" Beti: "foji sardar hai" Ma:"To bakri ko bhi andar le ja"
Sardar:oye mobile bill kitna hai? Call centre gal:sir just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. Sardar: abay Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka :-D
Sardar Ji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Man: Sardarji where were U born? Sardarji: Punjab. Man: Which part? Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar". :-)
Lawyer to Sardar: "Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke...... " Sardar :"Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court mein Bulaya. Ab fir gita pe haath!!" :-)
A Sardar saw a beautiful girl... He went and kissed her.... Girl said- "What R U doing...?" Sardar replied- "B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar"
Sardar:For the past 1 week a girl is disturbing Me,I don"t know how she got my no,she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card".
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts • A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
Once sardar wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". . The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and sardar immediately replies "thank you"and puts the phone down
chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa
sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....
why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ? think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS.
once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why? serdar said there is written colestrol free
dolhan sardar say......aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For Best Results put on Two Coats"
A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I"ve seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). " The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"
Q :) How does U recognize a sardar in school or College??? ..... A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.. . BOLO tarara!!
Q :) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale??????????? A :) Because he wanted to measure how long he has Slept....... .
Sardar g ghar se niklay or apne gari or Romal ghar me he bhol gaye.onhon ne aone bewe ko awaz de or kaga ke parwen gari thalay sut.parwen boli sardar g gari tot jaye G.sardar g bolay koi Gal nahi me Catch Kar lan ga.bewe ne gari Nechay soti to gari tot gaye.sardar G bolay OOOoooY parwen Romal ne suten me utay a kar lejana wan.
Sardar g ne dekha ke aik bacha nehar me dob raha tha.sardar G nehar me gaye or bachay ko bacha leya.logon ke kaha ke wa wa wa sardar G.U r So Great.Sardar G ne bachay ko dobara nehar me dhaka de deya.or Bolay "Nakey kar darya me dal"
Sardar G Chat se nechay geray.Log akhaty ho gaye or Pocha sardar G ke hoya sardar g Bolay monu ke pata me te apay hun ayan.
2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
EID MUBARAK
Friday, June 26, 2009
Santa Banta Sms
santa: arrey banta your wife is going to jab we met with justbeersing .
banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only
Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santa singh : what is he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him !
Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
Santa"s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
What"s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What"s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja..
Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
Santa was inserting dog"s tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
Santa"s urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : I am falling in love.
Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Santa to Pappu: Where"s Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who"s Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Pappu was writing his father"s name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
A sweet girl goes to Banta"s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don"t you use a mouth wash?"
Jeeto: I didn"t know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don"t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion"s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn"t say he got out
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I"m sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u"ll die.
Santa: U"ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He"s not studying, they are studying him!
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
How do you recognize Santa"s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I"d stand & wait in the world"s longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I"d pick U coz it"s better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.
Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: "Free Delivery"
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What"ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I"ll take the money.
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there"s nothing down here.
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: "Shame on you God, you don"t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas"s brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Santa"s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife"s lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don"t worry buddy, I will marry again.
Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn"t tell me where..
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Jeeto yelled at santa: U"re gonna b really sorry! I"m going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn"t came back yet!
Santa: Why don"t u cook something else?
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I"m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I"ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
banta : no, ra i am not interested i have seen that movie yesterday only
Banta singh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santa singh : what is he studying ?
Banta singh : Oh he"s not studying. They are studying him !
Santa: kal jo shampoo liya tha, uska free gift do.
Shopkeeper: us pe koi free gift nahi tha.
Santa: pagal samajhta hai, uspe likha tha dandruff free.
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
Santa"s shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.
Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
What"s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What"s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi.
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja..
Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
Santa was inserting dog"s tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
Santa"s urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report.
Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant".
Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : I am falling in love.
Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Santa to Pappu: Where"s Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who"s Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
Pappu was writing his father"s name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aaya hai.
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped - paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.
Naukar: Sahab baarish ho rahi hai.
Santa: Abe to Chatri leke dal.
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon.
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to SATYANASA
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai
Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?
Santa: Pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi.
Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
A sweet girl goes to Banta"s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don"t you use a mouth wash?"
Jeeto: I didn"t know you smoked. When did you start?
Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray.
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don"t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats.
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion"s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn"t say he got out
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of.
Pappu: Life imprisonment!
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I"m sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?
A: He wanted to see butterfly!
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u"ll die.
Santa: U"ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform.
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?"
Santa: He"s not studying, they are studying him!
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave.
How do you recognize Santa"s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I"d stand & wait in the world"s longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
What’s missing in H__RT? EA or U? Pick EA & you’ll get a heart! If u pick U, you’ll get hurt! I"d pick U coz it"s better to get hurt than hv a heart without U.
Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: "Free Delivery"
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What"ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I"ll take the money.
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there"s nothing down here.
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: "Shame on you God, you don"t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Santa giving exam while standing at the door.
A man asked "Why are you standing at the door?"
Santa: "Idiot, I am giving entrance test."
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas"s brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
Santa"s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife"s lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don"t worry buddy, I will marry again.
Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn"t tell me where..
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Jeeto yelled at santa: U"re gonna b really sorry! I"m going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn"t came back yet!
Santa: Why don"t u cook something else?
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I"m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long...!
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I"ve seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!
Sad Sms
Ek chahat thi humko chahat paney ki,
Ek chahat thi humko azmaney ki,
Par uss chahat ki chahat ne udas ker diya...
K chahat thi humko muskurane ki...!!!
tu ne hi kha tha k main kasti pe bhooj hoon
ab ankh na chupa dubta bhi deekh.
Sab He Ko Sab Kuch Nahin Milta
Samundar Ki Har Lehar Ko Sahil Nahin Milta
Yeh Dil Waloon Ki Dunya Hey Dost
Kisi Ko Dil Nahin Milta.To Koi Dil Se Nahi Milta
***~***MOHABAT CHOR DI HUM NE***~***
Ye us se keh dya kis ne,
K us bin reh nahi sakte,
Ye dukh hum seh nahi sakte,
Nahi Jana��!
Ghalat fehmi hui hai us ko,
Han itna man late hai,
K us bin hum bohat roye,
Kai raton ko na soye,
Magr afsos meri jan,
K ab k wo jo lautay ga,
Hamain tabdeel paye ga,
Bohat mayus ho ga wo,
Agar wo pochna chahye,
K aisa kyun kiya hum ne?
To sun lo ghor se,
Purani ek riwayat tang aa kar tor di hum ne,
�MOHABAT CHOR DI HUM NE�
Unke Hontho Pe Mera Naam Jab Aya Hoga..
Khudko Ruswayi Se Phir Kaise Bachaya Hoga..
Sounke Fasana Auro Se Merii Barbadi Ka..
Kya Unko Apna Sitam Na Yaad Aya Hoga???
Log khetay hai wah kia shamnam chai hai arry koi un se bhi tou puchay k yeh raat chand ne roo kr bitai hai:(
Dil ki udasion ko mitaya na ja saka.
Ik teri yaad thi keh bhulaya na ja saka.
Hum nay ki lakh koshish, hazaron kiay jatan.
Palkon pay ansoon ko bithaya na ja saka.
wo mairy ankh ka sapna hay agar wo samjhay
wo mairy zaat ka hisa hay agar wo samjhay
phol say khushboo juda nhe hoty jis tarhan
us ka or maira aisa rishta hay agar wo samjhay
koi khafa ho gaya koi juda ho gaya yeh chane wale loogon ko kya ho gaya jis sajde main tume mangna tha afsoos woh sajda he muj se kaza ho gaya
Aj tk qaim ha Us k loat ane ki Umeed
Aj tk thehri ha Zindgi apni jagah,
Laakh ye Chaha k Us ko Bhool jaon pr
Hosla apni jagh BeBsi apni jagah,
zindage k hr morr pe sunhari yadoon ka ehsas rehney do,
Suror dil may aur zuban pe mithas rehney do,
yehi falsafa hai jeeney ka,
na raho udaas, na kisi ko Udaas rehnay do.
Kaise Samjaye Is Paagal Dil Ko
Ke Ise Kisi Ki Mohabbat Nasib Nahi
Jo Nazdik Hai Wo To Begane Hai
Aur Apne To Iske Karib Hi Nahi
Wfayain nibatay nibatay thak gia hoon fraz
Ab to bus zindagi ka bewafa hona baqi hai
Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad
Ek diya jalta raha baarish ke baad
Mere behte hue Aansuo ko dekh kar
Ro parri thandi hawa baarish ke baad
Meri tanhaayi ka daaman thaam kar
Kuch udaasi ne kaha baarish ke baad
Yaad teri odh kar mein so gayi
Khawaab ka daar khul gaya baarish ke baad
Chand dekh kar baadlo ki qaid mein
Ek sitaara ro diya baarish ke baad
Apne ghar ki har kachi deewaar par
Naam tera likh diya "K" baarish ke baad
Tery
any
se
phly
he
Dil
k
ander
tak
Utar
jata
hai
Tery
wapis
jany
ka
guhm
Kuch
DINOON
say woh mujhay
"MILA"
bhi nahi
"LABOON"
pay koi
"GILA"
bhi nahi
Sabhi kehtay hain
"RASTAY"
main
"BHATAK"
gaya ho ga
Magar woh to
"MANZIL"
ki taraf chala bhi nahi.....!!!
Tanhai Mery Kaan Myn Kuch Kehny Lgi Hy,,
Teri Zaat Meri Zaat Myn Gum Rehny Lgi Hy,,,
Jis Ankh Ko Ksi Ny Rooty Hoy Ni Dekha,,,
Wo Ankh Teri Yaad Mn Num Rehny Lgi Hy...!!!
Kyo Dil mn Bs K Dil Dukhaty Hain Log,,,
Kyo Hr Qadam Py Azmaaty Hain Log,,,
Hr Pal Rehte Hain Ankhon Mn Jo sapnoon Ki Trh,,,
Pher Unhi Ankhoon Ko Kiyon Rulaty Hain Log...!!!
Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain,
hum jo kehtey hain kar bhi saktey hain,
aap jo roothey to yeh bhi na soocha,
hum to pagal hain mar bhi saktey hain
Honton Pay Baat Aaye Tou Kya Karon?
Koi Itna Yaad Aaye Tou Kya Karon?
Dil Karta Hai Ke Us Ko Aik Lamhe Ke Liye Dekh Lon
Lekin Woh Lamha Hi Na Aaye Tou Kya Karon
naa jine ki khusi hai naa marne ka gum,unse milne ki dua karte hai hum,jite hai is aas par ke ek din wo aayenge, aur marte isliye nahi q ki wo akele rah jayenge.
Jeena Chahte Hian Magar Zindagi Raas Nahi aati !!
Marna Chahte Hain Magar Maut Paas Nahi Aati !!
Udaas Hain Hum Is zindagi Se !!
Us Ki Yaadein Bhi Tu Tarpane Se Baaz Nahi Aati !!
Ek chahat thi humko azmaney ki,
Par uss chahat ki chahat ne udas ker diya...
K chahat thi humko muskurane ki...!!!
tu ne hi kha tha k main kasti pe bhooj hoon
ab ankh na chupa dubta bhi deekh.
Sab He Ko Sab Kuch Nahin Milta
Samundar Ki Har Lehar Ko Sahil Nahin Milta
Yeh Dil Waloon Ki Dunya Hey Dost
Kisi Ko Dil Nahin Milta.To Koi Dil Se Nahi Milta
***~***MOHABAT CHOR DI HUM NE***~***
Ye us se keh dya kis ne,
K us bin reh nahi sakte,
Ye dukh hum seh nahi sakte,
Nahi Jana��!
Ghalat fehmi hui hai us ko,
Han itna man late hai,
K us bin hum bohat roye,
Kai raton ko na soye,
Magr afsos meri jan,
K ab k wo jo lautay ga,
Hamain tabdeel paye ga,
Bohat mayus ho ga wo,
Agar wo pochna chahye,
K aisa kyun kiya hum ne?
To sun lo ghor se,
Purani ek riwayat tang aa kar tor di hum ne,
�MOHABAT CHOR DI HUM NE�
Unke Hontho Pe Mera Naam Jab Aya Hoga..
Khudko Ruswayi Se Phir Kaise Bachaya Hoga..
Sounke Fasana Auro Se Merii Barbadi Ka..
Kya Unko Apna Sitam Na Yaad Aya Hoga???
Log khetay hai wah kia shamnam chai hai arry koi un se bhi tou puchay k yeh raat chand ne roo kr bitai hai:(
Dil ki udasion ko mitaya na ja saka.
Ik teri yaad thi keh bhulaya na ja saka.
Hum nay ki lakh koshish, hazaron kiay jatan.
Palkon pay ansoon ko bithaya na ja saka.
wo mairy ankh ka sapna hay agar wo samjhay
wo mairy zaat ka hisa hay agar wo samjhay
phol say khushboo juda nhe hoty jis tarhan
us ka or maira aisa rishta hay agar wo samjhay
koi khafa ho gaya koi juda ho gaya yeh chane wale loogon ko kya ho gaya jis sajde main tume mangna tha afsoos woh sajda he muj se kaza ho gaya
Aj tk qaim ha Us k loat ane ki Umeed
Aj tk thehri ha Zindgi apni jagah,
Laakh ye Chaha k Us ko Bhool jaon pr
Hosla apni jagh BeBsi apni jagah,
zindage k hr morr pe sunhari yadoon ka ehsas rehney do,
Suror dil may aur zuban pe mithas rehney do,
yehi falsafa hai jeeney ka,
na raho udaas, na kisi ko Udaas rehnay do.
Kaise Samjaye Is Paagal Dil Ko
Ke Ise Kisi Ki Mohabbat Nasib Nahi
Jo Nazdik Hai Wo To Begane Hai
Aur Apne To Iske Karib Hi Nahi
Wfayain nibatay nibatay thak gia hoon fraz
Ab to bus zindagi ka bewafa hona baqi hai
Hogayi rukhsat ghata baarish ke baad
Ek diya jalta raha baarish ke baad
Mere behte hue Aansuo ko dekh kar
Ro parri thandi hawa baarish ke baad
Meri tanhaayi ka daaman thaam kar
Kuch udaasi ne kaha baarish ke baad
Yaad teri odh kar mein so gayi
Khawaab ka daar khul gaya baarish ke baad
Chand dekh kar baadlo ki qaid mein
Ek sitaara ro diya baarish ke baad
Apne ghar ki har kachi deewaar par
Naam tera likh diya "K" baarish ke baad
Tery
any
se
phly
he
Dil
k
ander
tak
Utar
jata
hai
Tery
wapis
jany
ka
guhm
Kuch
DINOON
say woh mujhay
"MILA"
bhi nahi
"LABOON"
pay koi
"GILA"
bhi nahi
Sabhi kehtay hain
"RASTAY"
main
"BHATAK"
gaya ho ga
Magar woh to
"MANZIL"
ki taraf chala bhi nahi.....!!!
Tanhai Mery Kaan Myn Kuch Kehny Lgi Hy,,
Teri Zaat Meri Zaat Myn Gum Rehny Lgi Hy,,,
Jis Ankh Ko Ksi Ny Rooty Hoy Ni Dekha,,,
Wo Ankh Teri Yaad Mn Num Rehny Lgi Hy...!!!
Kyo Dil mn Bs K Dil Dukhaty Hain Log,,,
Kyo Hr Qadam Py Azmaaty Hain Log,,,
Hr Pal Rehte Hain Ankhon Mn Jo sapnoon Ki Trh,,,
Pher Unhi Ankhoon Ko Kiyon Rulaty Hain Log...!!!
Rat gehri hai dar bhi saktey hain,
hum jo kehtey hain kar bhi saktey hain,
aap jo roothey to yeh bhi na soocha,
hum to pagal hain mar bhi saktey hain
Honton Pay Baat Aaye Tou Kya Karon?
Koi Itna Yaad Aaye Tou Kya Karon?
Dil Karta Hai Ke Us Ko Aik Lamhe Ke Liye Dekh Lon
Lekin Woh Lamha Hi Na Aaye Tou Kya Karon
naa jine ki khusi hai naa marne ka gum,unse milne ki dua karte hai hum,jite hai is aas par ke ek din wo aayenge, aur marte isliye nahi q ki wo akele rah jayenge.
Jeena Chahte Hian Magar Zindagi Raas Nahi aati !!
Marna Chahte Hain Magar Maut Paas Nahi Aati !!
Udaas Hain Hum Is zindagi Se !!
Us Ki Yaadein Bhi Tu Tarpane Se Baaz Nahi Aati !!
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Romantic Sms
Teri lovely eyes ne
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai
Unko bataane me jamaane lag jaate hai
Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai
Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.
unse ishk hai hame unko bataye kaise
unki aankho k raaz chhipaye kaise
unki har adaa pe marte hai hum
unko kaatil thehraaye kaise
Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai,
Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain.
Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi,
Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai.
Dil Hi Dil Mein Hum Tumhain Pyar Bahot Krtey Hain
Lekin Saach Hai K Bataney Se Bahot Dartey Hain
Khud Pe To Hai Yaqin Saanson Pe Magar Nahi.
Moat Se Nahi Aey "Khushi" Zindagi Se Hum Dartey Hain
Vo Chaandani Ka Badan Khushbuon Ka Saya Hai,
Bahut Aziz Hamen Hai Magar Paraya Hai
Utar Bhi Aao Kabhi Aasaman Ke Zine Se,
Tumhen Khuda Ne Hamare Liye Banaya Hai.
I will battle when u face trouble.
I"m your own even if you left alone.
I will try my best to help if you are hurt.
My love will last till u see my heart.
I will satisfy if I can give u a smile.
I will also be with a smile if u read my lines before your bed times.
Parh to Leta hoon magar Delete karu Kis Tarha,
Khushbu Tere haathon ki har SMS mein hai.
Teri lovely eyes ne
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Mehek teri aj bhi meri sanso main he,
har ek ada teri meri ankhon main hai,
to bhale mita de apne dil se mera naam,
magar teri jaga aj bhi meray dil main hai.
kuch paney se kuch khoney ka maza or hay
band ankhon main roney ka maza or hay
ashk baney shabd or shabd baney gazal
us gazal main tera zikar honey ka maza or hay
yun to hum har sham hee pitey hain magar
teri yaad main ro-ro kar piney ka maza or hay
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.
Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde.
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno.
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho...
Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..
Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate..
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye
Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.
When you love someone, it"s nothing. When someone loves you, it"s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it"s everything.
A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u"re always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.
Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
"I Trust You" is a better compliment than "I Love You" because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
When we were kids, we couldn"t wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u"ve found luv
What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
If loving u is wrong, then I don"t wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we"ll win every fight.
Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else"s heart still continues to beat.
You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn"t as beautiful as you. 2
Never waste an opportunity 2 say "I love U" to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u"ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.
Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I"ll always be there 4 you.
I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," and the way you"re always there.
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don"t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
U want & u get, that"s luck, U want & u wait, that"s time. U want but u compromise, that"s life. And U want & u wait & u don"t compromise that"s LOVE.
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
I don"t care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday
We cannot be together,
But we"ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
A candle may melt and it"s fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it
I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U
I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.
When you love someone truly, you don"t look for faults, you don"t look for answers, you don"t look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I"m with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!**
Love isn"t a decision, it"s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
Don"t wait until it"s too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they"re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won"t hear you anymore.
Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!
It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce.
So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and u!
Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I"d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!!
If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can"t sleep now coz" I"ve lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
"I"m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you."
If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)
I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!
Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...
If I never met you, I wouldn"t like you. If I didn"t like you, I wouldn"t love you. If I didn"t love you, I wouldn"t miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love"s not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai
Unko bataane me jamaane lag jaate hai
Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai
Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.
unse ishk hai hame unko bataye kaise
unki aankho k raaz chhipaye kaise
unki har adaa pe marte hai hum
unko kaatil thehraaye kaise
Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai,
Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain.
Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi,
Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai.
Dil Hi Dil Mein Hum Tumhain Pyar Bahot Krtey Hain
Lekin Saach Hai K Bataney Se Bahot Dartey Hain
Khud Pe To Hai Yaqin Saanson Pe Magar Nahi.
Moat Se Nahi Aey "Khushi" Zindagi Se Hum Dartey Hain
Vo Chaandani Ka Badan Khushbuon Ka Saya Hai,
Bahut Aziz Hamen Hai Magar Paraya Hai
Utar Bhi Aao Kabhi Aasaman Ke Zine Se,
Tumhen Khuda Ne Hamare Liye Banaya Hai.
I will battle when u face trouble.
I"m your own even if you left alone.
I will try my best to help if you are hurt.
My love will last till u see my heart.
I will satisfy if I can give u a smile.
I will also be with a smile if u read my lines before your bed times.
Parh to Leta hoon magar Delete karu Kis Tarha,
Khushbu Tere haathon ki har SMS mein hai.
Teri lovely eyes ne
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Mehek teri aj bhi meri sanso main he,
har ek ada teri meri ankhon main hai,
to bhale mita de apne dil se mera naam,
magar teri jaga aj bhi meray dil main hai.
kuch paney se kuch khoney ka maza or hay
band ankhon main roney ka maza or hay
ashk baney shabd or shabd baney gazal
us gazal main tera zikar honey ka maza or hay
yun to hum har sham hee pitey hain magar
teri yaad main ro-ro kar piney ka maza or hay
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.
Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde.
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno.
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho...
Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..
Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate..
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye
Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.
When you love someone, it"s nothing. When someone loves you, it"s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it"s everything.
A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u"re always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.
Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
"I Trust You" is a better compliment than "I Love You" because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
When we were kids, we couldn"t wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u"ve found luv
What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
If loving u is wrong, then I don"t wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we"ll win every fight.
Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else"s heart still continues to beat.
You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn"t as beautiful as you. 2
Never waste an opportunity 2 say "I love U" to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u"ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.
Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I"ll always be there 4 you.
I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," and the way you"re always there.
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don"t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
U want & u get, that"s luck, U want & u wait, that"s time. U want but u compromise, that"s life. And U want & u wait & u don"t compromise that"s LOVE.
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
I don"t care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday
We cannot be together,
But we"ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
A candle may melt and it"s fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it
I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U
I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.
When you love someone truly, you don"t look for faults, you don"t look for answers, you don"t look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I"m with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!**
Love isn"t a decision, it"s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
Don"t wait until it"s too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they"re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won"t hear you anymore.
Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!
It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce.
So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and u!
Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I"d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!!
If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can"t sleep now coz" I"ve lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
"I"m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you."
If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)
I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!
Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...
If I never met you, I wouldn"t like you. If I didn"t like you, I wouldn"t love you. If I didn"t love you, I wouldn"t miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love"s not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
Riddle Sms
1+3+5+7+9+11+13+15+17+19=100
Pick the 5 numbers that make 50 by plus. Its a big challenge for you.
1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?
----
Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ..... Simple
Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->
Ans is."ReflEctiOn"
Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius...
============
CHeni
Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?
I am waiting for answer if u r genious....
Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai
Kya Aap Panchvi Pass §ai Taiz Hain?
Pakistan ka aìsa city jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain
Its A Çhallenge
Pakpatan Shrif
" RiDdLe "
Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY ApP DaI (RiGhT) HaTh Se ChOo LeTe HaI MaGaR BaI (LeFt) Se ChOoNa Na MuMkIn HaI ?
ItS VeRy EaZy
Koni
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
Riddle Answer
A snake.
Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It"s A Challenge...
Reply The Answer.
answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20
What is the thing which keeps on decreasing (Of all the living beings)?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Simple, its the AGE, bcoz after birth v all travel 2wards death...!
Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
.
Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
.
Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota
.
CHALLANGE
.
Reply Fast.
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ans >>Kafan
boyfriend ik jale huey toast or apni pregnent girlfriend ko dekhtey hue kya kehta he?
?
?
?
bolo....
Dono ka ik hi jawab dena...
nahi pata.
kehta he
kash ik min...pehley nikal liya hota
solve this ...i live in the sea ,if u cut my head i am at ur door,if u cut my tail i am a fruit,if u cut both then i am with u..who am i?
When u get this SMS,
send it to 1 person U love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill.
now keep guessing why I send it to
u!!
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!
Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
Answer: air hostess
This is a smart test, try 2 solve it
R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOA
T-U+E
Send answer if u r a genius.
It’s only 1 word.
Solve n reply
Answer = SMILE
Aik ——- larki
——- par beath kar
——-geet ga rahi thi.
In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.
Let’s see how much intellgent you r.
Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear
Answer=Gori
Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa)
I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
HAIR
AIR
-
-
-
Answer : CHAIR
Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
(Answer is “KISS�).
Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
Answer=gonga kissi aur ko likh ker bata day ga aur wo uss andhay
ko bata day ga.
This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:
LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE
+ OUT - TESCS.
GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW
answer=� I MISS YOU�
Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00
Reply is must.
Answer:-
00 = Duffer
11 = Unique
12 = Flawless
13 = Good Looking
14 = Jacks of all trades
15 = Romantic
16 = Naughty
17 = Gambler
18 = Sentimental
19 = Strider
Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa hai….
Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?
Answer= ‘Not available yet’
A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
So what relationship do A n T share?
Answer= they are husband and wife
Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..
5 harfon ka lafz hai..
Answer = Not known
Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?
Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai�
batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?
Answer Received = Maamu & Bhanji
Select one dish, i’ll tell you the relation b/w you and me?
1-Seekh Kabab
2-Kaleji
3-Karhai
4-Qorma
5-Tikka
6-Kabab
7-Biryani
8-Roll Paratha
9-Daal??
Tell me your answer
Answers
Seekh Kabab= You Hate Me
Kalegi= Flirt
Karhai= You Care For Me
Qorma= You Like Me
Tikka= Confused
Kabab= Best Couple
Biryani= You Are Serious With Me
Roll Paratha=Best Friend
Daal=You Love Me
If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?
-ID
-Money
-Picture
-Credit card
-Coins
-Calling card
-Letter?
?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must!
?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive
reply)
ID=Imposrtant
Money=Hate
Pic=Best Friend
Credit card=Family
Coins=Crush
Calling Card=Textmate
Letter=Sum1 Special
1+3+5+7+9+11+13+15+17+19=100
Pick the 5 numbers that make 50 by plus. Its a big challenge for you.
1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?
----
Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ..... Simple
Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->
Ans is."ReflEctiOn"
Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius...
============
CHeni
Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?
I am waiting for answer if u r genious....
Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai
Kya Aap Panchvi Pass §ai Taiz Hain?
Pakistan ka aìsa city jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain
Its A Çhallenge
Pakpatan Shrif
Pick the 5 numbers that make 50 by plus. Its a big challenge for you.
1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?
----
Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ..... Simple
Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->
Ans is."ReflEctiOn"
Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius...
============
CHeni
Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?
I am waiting for answer if u r genious....
Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai
Kya Aap Panchvi Pass §ai Taiz Hain?
Pakistan ka aìsa city jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain
Its A Çhallenge
Pakpatan Shrif
" RiDdLe "
Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY ApP DaI (RiGhT) HaTh Se ChOo LeTe HaI MaGaR BaI (LeFt) Se ChOoNa Na MuMkIn HaI ?
ItS VeRy EaZy
Koni
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
Riddle Answer
A snake.
Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It"s A Challenge...
Reply The Answer.
answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20
What is the thing which keeps on decreasing (Of all the living beings)?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Simple, its the AGE, bcoz after birth v all travel 2wards death...!
Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
.
Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
.
Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota
.
CHALLANGE
.
Reply Fast.
----------
ans >>Kafan
boyfriend ik jale huey toast or apni pregnent girlfriend ko dekhtey hue kya kehta he?
?
?
?
bolo....
Dono ka ik hi jawab dena...
nahi pata.
kehta he
kash ik min...pehley nikal liya hota
solve this ...i live in the sea ,if u cut my head i am at ur door,if u cut my tail i am a fruit,if u cut both then i am with u..who am i?
When u get this SMS,
send it to 1 person U love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill.
now keep guessing why I send it to
u!!
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!
Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
Answer: air hostess
This is a smart test, try 2 solve it
R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOA
T-U+E
Send answer if u r a genius.
It’s only 1 word.
Solve n reply
Answer = SMILE
Aik ——- larki
——- par beath kar
——-geet ga rahi thi.
In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.
Let’s see how much intellgent you r.
Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear
Answer=Gori
Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa)
I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
HAIR
AIR
-
-
-
Answer : CHAIR
Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
(Answer is “KISS�).
Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
Answer=gonga kissi aur ko likh ker bata day ga aur wo uss andhay
ko bata day ga.
This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:
LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE
+ OUT - TESCS.
GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW
answer=� I MISS YOU�
Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00
Reply is must.
Answer:-
00 = Duffer
11 = Unique
12 = Flawless
13 = Good Looking
14 = Jacks of all trades
15 = Romantic
16 = Naughty
17 = Gambler
18 = Sentimental
19 = Strider
Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa hai….
Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?
Answer= ‘Not available yet’
A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
So what relationship do A n T share?
Answer= they are husband and wife
Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..
5 harfon ka lafz hai..
Answer = Not known
Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?
Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai�
batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?
Answer Received = Maamu & Bhanji
Select one dish, i’ll tell you the relation b/w you and me?
1-Seekh Kabab
2-Kaleji
3-Karhai
4-Qorma
5-Tikka
6-Kabab
7-Biryani
8-Roll Paratha
9-Daal??
Tell me your answer
Answers
Seekh Kabab= You Hate Me
Kalegi= Flirt
Karhai= You Care For Me
Qorma= You Like Me
Tikka= Confused
Kabab= Best Couple
Biryani= You Are Serious With Me
Roll Paratha=Best Friend
Daal=You Love Me
If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?
-ID
-Money
-Picture
-Credit card
-Coins
-Calling card
-Letter?
?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must!
?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive
reply)
ID=Imposrtant
Money=Hate
Pic=Best Friend
Credit card=Family
Coins=Crush
Calling Card=Textmate
Letter=Sum1 Special
1+3+5+7+9+11+13+15+17+19=100
Pick the 5 numbers that make 50 by plus. Its a big challenge for you.
1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?
----
Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ..... Simple
Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->
Ans is."ReflEctiOn"
Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius...
============
CHeni
Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?
I am waiting for answer if u r genious....
Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai
Kya Aap Panchvi Pass §ai Taiz Hain?
Pakistan ka aìsa city jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain
Its A Çhallenge
Pakpatan Shrif
Ramzan Sms
May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony
"Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak"
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…
Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan
Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai,
Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,
Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai
RAMADAN RECIPE
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Luv
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
RAMADAN MUBARAK
Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)
The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it"s Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta"ala) can Stand Up to Anything.
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN
Prophet never proceeded (4 the prayer)
onthe Day of Id-ul-Fitr
unless he had eaten some dates.
Anas also narrated:
The Prophet used 2 eat odd number of dates
Ramadan is the (month) in which was sent down the Quran,
as a guide to mankind,
also clear (Signs) for guidance
and judgment (between right and wrong)
Prophet said:
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven�
The Prophet ordered
the people to pay
Zakat-ul-Fitr
before going to
the Eid prayer.
Ramazan Mubarak!
No matter weather is of autumn,
SPRING for KHAIR!
Collect and distribute more than enough.
May Allah favours!
Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan
He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!
Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…
As the cresent moon is sighted…
And the holy month of Ramadan beings…
May Allah bless you with happiness
and
grace your home with warmth & peace !
RAMADAN MEGA OFFER: Eazy
Recharge take 1 Nafil
&
Get 1Farz ka sawab.Take1,
Farz & get 70 time extra
sawab.
Offer valid only 1 month
Hurry up dont miss this,
Offer.
Ramadan Mubarak :-)
YA ALLAH
Ramadan Mubarak
Ke Ibtida Hai
Hamay Ziada Se Ziada
Nekian Kamanay
Or buraiyon Se Dur
Hone Ki toufeeq Ata Farma….
Ameen
“… turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque;
and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it… �
The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]
Wishing you all the blessings from Allah
and praying for a blessed Ramadan !
May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here"s hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.
Best wishes on Ramadan
Phoolon ko bahar mubarak
Kisano ko khalyan mubarak
Parindo ko Udan mubarak
Chand ko sitaray mubarak
Or Musalmano ko
"RAMZAN MUBARAK"
Of Peace And Prosperity.
Packing Start Kardoo,
Phir Nahi Kehna K Bataya Nahi,
Abhi Kuch Din Baqi Hain,
Ramadan Ka Chand Nazar Aanain Main,
Nazar Aatai Hi Apko 1 Month K Lie Band Kardia Jaiga…….
Prophet said:
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven
May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan
..pakistan main ya hawa cha rahi hay.. ..her..insan kpas say ya dua arahi hay.. ..ramdan mubarak hun...aap ko.. her jaga say yahi sada arhi hay
YA ALLAH
Ramadan Mubarak…
Ke Ibtida Hai
Hamay Ziada Se Ziada
Nekian Kamanay
Or buraiyon Se Dur
Hone Ki toufeeq Ata Farma….
Ameen
Woh sehri ki noraneyat,
Woh iftaar ki rounaq,
Woh aasman se rehmat ka barasna,
Woh masjidun ka rooh parwar manzar,
Woh naikiyon ka jazba,
Woh tilawat ki dhoom,
Jee han rehmat wala maghfirat wala
or azab se nijaat wala mahena
“RAMZAN� aaney wala hai,
Duaon main yaad rakhna
As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness" claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan.
May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
"WISH U A VERY HAPPY Ramadan"
Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai,
Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,
Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai…..
Woh sehri ki noraneyat,
Woh iftaar ki rounaq,
Woh aasman se rehmat ka barasna,
Woh masjidun ka rooh parwar manzar,
Woh naikiyon ka jazba,
Woh tilawat ki dhoom,
Jee han rehmat wala maghfirat wala
or azab se nijaat wala mahena
“RAMZAN� aaney wala hai,
Duaon main yaad rakhna.
Ay Allahqismat mein meri chain se jina likh day doobay na kabhi mera safeena likh de jannat b gawara hai magar mere liye ay katibe taqdeer madina likh de
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony
"Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak"
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…
Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan
Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai,
Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,
Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai
RAMADAN RECIPE
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Luv
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
RAMADAN MUBARAK
Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)
The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it"s Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta"ala) can Stand Up to Anything.
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN
Prophet never proceeded (4 the prayer)
onthe Day of Id-ul-Fitr
unless he had eaten some dates.
Anas also narrated:
The Prophet used 2 eat odd number of dates
Ramadan is the (month) in which was sent down the Quran,
as a guide to mankind,
also clear (Signs) for guidance
and judgment (between right and wrong)
Prophet said:
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven�
The Prophet ordered
the people to pay
Zakat-ul-Fitr
before going to
the Eid prayer.
Ramazan Mubarak!
No matter weather is of autumn,
SPRING for KHAIR!
Collect and distribute more than enough.
May Allah favours!
Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan
He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!
Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…
As the cresent moon is sighted…
And the holy month of Ramadan beings…
May Allah bless you with happiness
and
grace your home with warmth & peace !
RAMADAN MEGA OFFER: Eazy
Recharge take 1 Nafil
&
Get 1Farz ka sawab.Take1,
Farz & get 70 time extra
sawab.
Offer valid only 1 month
Hurry up dont miss this,
Offer.
Ramadan Mubarak :-)
YA ALLAH
Ramadan Mubarak
Ke Ibtida Hai
Hamay Ziada Se Ziada
Nekian Kamanay
Or buraiyon Se Dur
Hone Ki toufeeq Ata Farma….
Ameen
“… turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque;
and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it… �
The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]
Wishing you all the blessings from Allah
and praying for a blessed Ramadan !
May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here"s hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.
Best wishes on Ramadan
Phoolon ko bahar mubarak
Kisano ko khalyan mubarak
Parindo ko Udan mubarak
Chand ko sitaray mubarak
Or Musalmano ko
"RAMZAN MUBARAK"
Of Peace And Prosperity.
Packing Start Kardoo,
Phir Nahi Kehna K Bataya Nahi,
Abhi Kuch Din Baqi Hain,
Ramadan Ka Chand Nazar Aanain Main,
Nazar Aatai Hi Apko 1 Month K Lie Band Kardia Jaiga…….
Prophet said:
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven
May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan
..pakistan main ya hawa cha rahi hay.. ..her..insan kpas say ya dua arahi hay.. ..ramdan mubarak hun...aap ko.. her jaga say yahi sada arhi hay
YA ALLAH
Ramadan Mubarak…
Ke Ibtida Hai
Hamay Ziada Se Ziada
Nekian Kamanay
Or buraiyon Se Dur
Hone Ki toufeeq Ata Farma….
Ameen
Woh sehri ki noraneyat,
Woh iftaar ki rounaq,
Woh aasman se rehmat ka barasna,
Woh masjidun ka rooh parwar manzar,
Woh naikiyon ka jazba,
Woh tilawat ki dhoom,
Jee han rehmat wala maghfirat wala
or azab se nijaat wala mahena
“RAMZAN� aaney wala hai,
Duaon main yaad rakhna
As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness" claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan.
May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
"WISH U A VERY HAPPY Ramadan"
Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai,
Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,
Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai…..
Woh sehri ki noraneyat,
Woh iftaar ki rounaq,
Woh aasman se rehmat ka barasna,
Woh masjidun ka rooh parwar manzar,
Woh naikiyon ka jazba,
Woh tilawat ki dhoom,
Jee han rehmat wala maghfirat wala
or azab se nijaat wala mahena
“RAMZAN� aaney wala hai,
Duaon main yaad rakhna.
Ay Allahqismat mein meri chain se jina likh day doobay na kabhi mera safeena likh de jannat b gawara hai magar mere liye ay katibe taqdeer madina likh de
Romantic Sms
Teri lovely eyes ne
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai
Unko bataane me jamaane lag jaate hai
Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai
Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.
unse ishk hai hame unko bataye kaise
unki aankho k raaz chhipaye kaise
unki har adaa pe marte hai hum
unko kaatil thehraaye kaise
Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai,
Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain.
Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi,
Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai.
Dil Hi Dil Mein Hum Tumhain Pyar Bahot Krtey Hain
Lekin Saach Hai K Bataney Se Bahot Dartey Hain
Khud Pe To Hai Yaqin Saanson Pe Magar Nahi.
Moat Se Nahi Aey "Khushi" Zindagi Se Hum Dartey Hain
Vo Chaandani Ka Badan Khushbuon Ka Saya Hai,
Bahut Aziz Hamen Hai Magar Paraya Hai
Utar Bhi Aao Kabhi Aasaman Ke Zine Se,
Tumhen Khuda Ne Hamare Liye Banaya Hai.
I will battle when u face trouble.
I"m your own even if you left alone.
I will try my best to help if you are hurt.
My love will last till u see my heart.
I will satisfy if I can give u a smile.
I will also be with a smile if u read my lines before your bed times.
Parh to Leta hoon magar Delete karu Kis Tarha,
Khushbu Tere haathon ki har SMS mein hai.
Teri lovely eyes ne
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Mehek teri aj bhi meri sanso main he,
har ek ada teri meri ankhon main hai,
to bhale mita de apne dil se mera naam,
magar teri jaga aj bhi meray dil main hai.
Bethey hoo honthoo ko siye pachtaoo gay bhoat,
Ishaq jaag uthta hai aksar aisi khamoshi ke baad.
Teri lovely eyes ne
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Eid Ka chand Dekha Bohot Piara Tha
Zara Gorse Dekha Wo Chera Tumhara Tha :-)
kaisay jiyan gay tum bin
yeh kiyal tu kiya hota
jo dard saha hum nay
wo dard tum nay bhi kabhi saha hota
bas chal diya daman chora kay
begano ki tarah
kam say kam has kay ik dafa alvida too kaha hota
Kabhi Jo Khuwab Banay Kajal, Phel Ankhon May Jaye To
Usay Roya Nahi Kartay, Woh Khuwab Tora Nahi Kartay
Koi Manzil Say Bhatak Jaye, Uskay Sath Chaltay Hain
Usay Khonay Nahi Detay, Usay Tanha nahi Kartay
Woh mera ho jo nighaaon main hayya rakhta ho
Umar bhar sath chalnay ka Azmay Wafa rakhta ho
Naaz Uss kay na utthon To Shikayat na kary
Woh Zakham kha ker bhi muskranay ki adda rakhta hooooo....
Kash Dil Kii Aahh Main Itna Asar Hoo Jayee
Kay Hum Jisay Cahay Usay Khabar Hoo Jayee
Kabhi rastey mein mil jaao, to katrake guzar jana,
Humein iss tarah takna, jaisey pehchana nahin tumne,
Humara zikra jab aae, to yun anjaan ban jana,
Jaise naam sunker bhi humein pehchana nahin tumne.
kabhi dhoop kabhi chahon ke mailey hein
kabhi bay maqsaad parwazein hein
kabhi char samat aawazein hein
kabhi tanhai sii kaily hein
kabhi sannatey bhi jailey hein
kabhi teri mithii yadon kay sang
kabhi dunya kay beich akaily hein
aik bar mohabbat ki thi bass
phir saray jazbat hee kho bethay
aik bar kisi ko jana tha
phir apni pehchan hee kho bethay
kuch paney se kuch khoney ka maza or hay
band ankhon main roney ka maza or hay
ashk baney shabd or shabd baney gazal
us gazal main tera zikar honey ka maza or hay
yun to hum har sham hee pitey hain magar
teri yaad main ro-ro kar piney ka maza or hay
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.
Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde.
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno.
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho...
Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage..
Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..
Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate..
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye
Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
When we were kids, we couldn"t wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u"ve found luv
What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
If loving u is wrong, then I don"t wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we"ll win every fight.
Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else"s heart still continues to beat.
You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.
When you love someone, it"s nothing. When someone loves you, it"s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it"s everything.
A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u"re always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.
Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
"I Trust You" is a better compliment than "I Love You" because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn"t as beautiful as you. 2
Never waste an opportunity 2 say "I love U" to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u"ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.
Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I"ll always be there 4 you.
I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," and the way you"re always there.
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don"t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
U want & u get, that"s luck, U want & u wait, that"s time. U want but u compromise, that"s life. And U want & u wait & u don"t compromise that"s LOVE.
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
don"t care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday
We cannot be together,
But we"ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
A candle may melt and it"s fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it
I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U
I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.
When you love someone truly, you don"t look for faults, you don"t look for answers, you don"t look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!
It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce.
So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and u!
Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I"d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!!
If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can"t sleep now coz" I"ve lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
"I"m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you."
If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)
I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!
Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...
If I never met you, I wouldn"t like you. If I didn"t like you, I wouldn"t love you. If I didn"t love you, I wouldn"t miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love"s not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
To be honest with you, I don"t have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that"s aching to see you smile again.
3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you
Have fun.... Most of them i used them and they worked hehe
Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
Relationship doesn"t get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..
You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
I was asked about Newton"s law and I said I don"t know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn"t sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.
When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....!
Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.
Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai
Unko bataane me jamaane lag jaate hai
Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai
Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.
unse ishk hai hame unko bataye kaise
unki aankho k raaz chhipaye kaise
unki har adaa pe marte hai hum
unko kaatil thehraaye kaise
Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai,
Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain.
Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi,
Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai.
Dil Hi Dil Mein Hum Tumhain Pyar Bahot Krtey Hain
Lekin Saach Hai K Bataney Se Bahot Dartey Hain
Khud Pe To Hai Yaqin Saanson Pe Magar Nahi.
Moat Se Nahi Aey "Khushi" Zindagi Se Hum Dartey Hain
Vo Chaandani Ka Badan Khushbuon Ka Saya Hai,
Bahut Aziz Hamen Hai Magar Paraya Hai
Utar Bhi Aao Kabhi Aasaman Ke Zine Se,
Tumhen Khuda Ne Hamare Liye Banaya Hai.
I will battle when u face trouble.
I"m your own even if you left alone.
I will try my best to help if you are hurt.
My love will last till u see my heart.
I will satisfy if I can give u a smile.
I will also be with a smile if u read my lines before your bed times.
Parh to Leta hoon magar Delete karu Kis Tarha,
Khushbu Tere haathon ki har SMS mein hai.
Teri lovely eyes ne
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Mehek teri aj bhi meri sanso main he,
har ek ada teri meri ankhon main hai,
to bhale mita de apne dil se mera naam,
magar teri jaga aj bhi meray dil main hai.
Bethey hoo honthoo ko siye pachtaoo gay bhoat,
Ishaq jaag uthta hai aksar aisi khamoshi ke baad.
Teri lovely eyes ne
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Eid Ka chand Dekha Bohot Piara Tha
Zara Gorse Dekha Wo Chera Tumhara Tha :-)
kaisay jiyan gay tum bin
yeh kiyal tu kiya hota
jo dard saha hum nay
wo dard tum nay bhi kabhi saha hota
bas chal diya daman chora kay
begano ki tarah
kam say kam has kay ik dafa alvida too kaha hota
Kabhi Jo Khuwab Banay Kajal, Phel Ankhon May Jaye To
Usay Roya Nahi Kartay, Woh Khuwab Tora Nahi Kartay
Koi Manzil Say Bhatak Jaye, Uskay Sath Chaltay Hain
Usay Khonay Nahi Detay, Usay Tanha nahi Kartay
Woh mera ho jo nighaaon main hayya rakhta ho
Umar bhar sath chalnay ka Azmay Wafa rakhta ho
Naaz Uss kay na utthon To Shikayat na kary
Woh Zakham kha ker bhi muskranay ki adda rakhta hooooo....
Kash Dil Kii Aahh Main Itna Asar Hoo Jayee
Kay Hum Jisay Cahay Usay Khabar Hoo Jayee
Kabhi rastey mein mil jaao, to katrake guzar jana,
Humein iss tarah takna, jaisey pehchana nahin tumne,
Humara zikra jab aae, to yun anjaan ban jana,
Jaise naam sunker bhi humein pehchana nahin tumne.
kabhi dhoop kabhi chahon ke mailey hein
kabhi bay maqsaad parwazein hein
kabhi char samat aawazein hein
kabhi tanhai sii kaily hein
kabhi sannatey bhi jailey hein
kabhi teri mithii yadon kay sang
kabhi dunya kay beich akaily hein
aik bar mohabbat ki thi bass
phir saray jazbat hee kho bethay
aik bar kisi ko jana tha
phir apni pehchan hee kho bethay
kuch paney se kuch khoney ka maza or hay
band ankhon main roney ka maza or hay
ashk baney shabd or shabd baney gazal
us gazal main tera zikar honey ka maza or hay
yun to hum har sham hee pitey hain magar
teri yaad main ro-ro kar piney ka maza or hay
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.
Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde.
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno.
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho...
Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage..
Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..
Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate..
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye
Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
When we were kids, we couldn"t wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u"ve found luv
What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
If loving u is wrong, then I don"t wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we"ll win every fight.
Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else"s heart still continues to beat.
You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.
When you love someone, it"s nothing. When someone loves you, it"s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it"s everything.
A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u"re always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.
Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
"I Trust You" is a better compliment than "I Love You" because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn"t as beautiful as you. 2
Never waste an opportunity 2 say "I love U" to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u"ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.
Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I"ll always be there 4 you.
I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," and the way you"re always there.
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don"t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
U want & u get, that"s luck, U want & u wait, that"s time. U want but u compromise, that"s life. And U want & u wait & u don"t compromise that"s LOVE.
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
don"t care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday
We cannot be together,
But we"ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
A candle may melt and it"s fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it
I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U
I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.
When you love someone truly, you don"t look for faults, you don"t look for answers, you don"t look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!
It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce.
So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and u!
Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I"d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!!
If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can"t sleep now coz" I"ve lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
"I"m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you."
If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)
I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!
Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...
If I never met you, I wouldn"t like you. If I didn"t like you, I wouldn"t love you. If I didn"t love you, I wouldn"t miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love"s not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
To be honest with you, I don"t have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that"s aching to see you smile again.
3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you
Have fun.... Most of them i used them and they worked hehe
Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
Relationship doesn"t get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..
You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
I was asked about Newton"s law and I said I don"t know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn"t sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.
When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....!
Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.
Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.
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