Smoking Sms

Vani: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai



Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.



Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,

PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,


CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai....



Do u know y God created gaps between fingers??

Nooooooo!!

BCZ

Sumone will come in ur life,,,hold ur hand & slowly say


"Le Cigratte te sutta laga"



Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi..
cigrate meri kaber par jala rahahai koi..
yaa rab..! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay.
Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.



ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi,
yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi.
cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi,
dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.


Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!.



Cigrate ek lanat hai
jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai.
Aao mil k is lanat ko khatam karien.
1 packet tum khatam karo
1 packet hum khatam kartay hain.