Double Meaning Sms

Jab meri maut ho jaye,to mera janaza uski gali ke saamne se lejana aur jab le ke jao to mera nikal ke hiladena........Kya?
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abe haath.



Jealous Husband;

"Aaj tk tum kitney logo k saath soyi ho?"

Wife; Such bolon tu sirf aap k sath hi soyi hon baki sabhi k sath sari sari raat jagti thi....



ji karta he k khara kar k ap k hath m pakra don or ap zor zor...


sey hilaooo or bolo...
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"" IS PARCHAM K SAYE TALE HAM IK HEIN HAM IK HEIN""



Buhat Dukh Hoa Tumharay Husband Ke Death Ka..
Chalo Ab Udas Mat Ho,Mein Hon Na.
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Film Dekhnay Chalatay Hain.



Muj Se Shadi Kerogi.
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Film Dekhi Hai Tum Ne?



She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?

Do U Know?


"Tea"
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo...............................


5 inch ka hai,
size normal hai,
mazboot hai,
ziyada mota bhi nahi,
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,
lena hai to bolo,
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun.



5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka
pehle se mota or xtra lamba
jo aap ko day pehlay se ziada maza
sakun or aram ki zamanat
master ka
molti foam


Punjabi salesman bargaining wid lady
baji dopaty vichon sanu kuj ni labda, kameez vichon fair ve do lab jande ne, shalwar vich tay sanu paliyon pana painda aey.



5 inch ki jaga ab 7 inch ka.
Pehle se mota or Xtra lamba.
Jo ap ko day pehle se ziada maza.
sakun or aram ki zamanat.
Master ka .
Molti foam.



Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga*



Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein...
Jaroo



A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its
wid tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some
exercise



Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…!



Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI� Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI�
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI� Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere “DOggy� ne 10 “PuPPI� ko janam de hai!



mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka


Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam



Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo



agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do


Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo"



pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
 


Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar
"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..



A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji
Girl: sardar ji mein tuwadi nakal mar laa?..
Sardar: ahoo to meri nakel maar lay fair mein teri asal mar lawa ga...



Shut Up"""
S=surprises 4 u
H=happiness 4 u
U=unlimited love 4 u
T=true passion 4 u
U=u alwayz in my mind
P=praying 4 u
So again..
Shut Up......



BOY: poora under gaya?
GIRL: ouch...... haaan

BOY:tight hay zyada lug tou nahi raha na?

GIRL:haan thora thora.




Boy: oye maqsood baji ko 8 number wala joota dikha



Le kar tu dekho kabhi mera bhi

Na ziada lamba hai Na ziada chota


sub k samne lo

Ya tanhai me lo



sharmao mut bus ab le lo

kiya bhala

MERA NAAM



oh no Dr. please jaldi karo

oh no blood?

oh ahhhhh bahut dard ho raha hai

jaldi nikaalo na


Dr. yeh lo nikaal dia..... khuda daant ka dard bhi kissi ko na de


KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle & FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWER?

what?

huh.. dont think dirty..

Its a..

“CIGARETTE!�



college wali:
masale dar

office wali:
narum narum

muhale wali:
garma garam

aap kya samjhaye?
may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon


Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
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S
S
U Know KISS
Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So
KISS Me!!



fuck off
f
u
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k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..