Funny sms

Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx "BHAI JAN"
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho
 

Terrorists have kidnap our president and demand of 500,000,000 $. Otherwise they will burn him kerosene oil. Please donate...
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I have already donate five litrs.
 


Chicken Ready,Yes Boss
Omlet Ready, Yes Boss
Mutton Read No Boss
Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai
 


You are very special for me. I am very worry about you. But I can"t be always with you. So good take care of yourself when you jump from 1 tree to another


Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,
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National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=))


Biwi(gusse me):tumare dimag to sirf gobar bhara hai.
Pati(pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho.


Har mard ki life dekho to

Without shadi SPIDERMAN

Shadi k time SUPERMAN

Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN

or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN



One Boy To Another,
What Did U Do On Mothers Day?

2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother



It is a modern ramayan
Once Rama, laxman and sita were travelling in a mercedes benz. Suddenly Petrol turned to Empty, Rama and laxman went to bring petrol from the nearest petrol bunk. Then cruel Ravana came and kidnaped sita in a helicopter, then Hanuman coming in a bike jumped and hit the helicopter.It broken into 3 halves. Then ravana askes Hanuman how did u got this much energy .
Then Hanuman Says
"BOOST IS THE SECRET OF HANUMANS ENERGY"huhaaa
 


You are very special for me. I am very worry about you. But I can"t be always with you. So good take care of yourself when you jump from 1 tree to another.

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?

Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents


Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN



Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.



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ghalib farmate hain:
hazaron larkiya aesi k har larki pay dam niklay!
jis pay dam niklay uski saheli us say bhi udham nikle



In order to get job in a good company a boy needs 100% talent. But a girl needs only 4% talent. Remaining is already
( 36 )
)24(
( 36 ) = 96%
with her


Koi tumhain bole u r crazy dont be angry,
koi bole u r stupid cool lekin, koi bole u r beautiful thappar mar dena salay ko mazak ki bih koi hadh hoti hay