Teri lovely eyes ne
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai
Unko bataane me jamaane lag jaate hai
Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai
Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.
unse ishk hai hame unko bataye kaise
unki aankho k raaz chhipaye kaise
unki har adaa pe marte hai hum
unko kaatil thehraaye kaise
Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai,
Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain.
Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi,
Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai.
Dil Hi Dil Mein Hum Tumhain Pyar Bahot Krtey Hain
Lekin Saach Hai K Bataney Se Bahot Dartey Hain
Khud Pe To Hai Yaqin Saanson Pe Magar Nahi.
Moat Se Nahi Aey "Khushi" Zindagi Se Hum Dartey Hain
Vo Chaandani Ka Badan Khushbuon Ka Saya Hai,
Bahut Aziz Hamen Hai Magar Paraya Hai
Utar Bhi Aao Kabhi Aasaman Ke Zine Se,
Tumhen Khuda Ne Hamare Liye Banaya Hai.
I will battle when u face trouble.
I"m your own even if you left alone.
I will try my best to help if you are hurt.
My love will last till u see my heart.
I will satisfy if I can give u a smile.
I will also be with a smile if u read my lines before your bed times.
Parh to Leta hoon magar Delete karu Kis Tarha,
Khushbu Tere haathon ki har SMS mein hai.
Teri lovely eyes ne
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Mehek teri aj bhi meri sanso main he,
har ek ada teri meri ankhon main hai,
to bhale mita de apne dil se mera naam,
magar teri jaga aj bhi meray dil main hai.
kuch paney se kuch khoney ka maza or hay
band ankhon main roney ka maza or hay
ashk baney shabd or shabd baney gazal
us gazal main tera zikar honey ka maza or hay
yun to hum har sham hee pitey hain magar
teri yaad main ro-ro kar piney ka maza or hay
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.
Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde.
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno.
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho...
Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..
Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate..
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye
Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.
When you love someone, it"s nothing. When someone loves you, it"s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it"s everything.
A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u"re always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.
Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
"I Trust You" is a better compliment than "I Love You" because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
When we were kids, we couldn"t wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u"ve found luv
What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
If loving u is wrong, then I don"t wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we"ll win every fight.
Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else"s heart still continues to beat.
You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn"t as beautiful as you. 2
Never waste an opportunity 2 say "I love U" to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u"ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.
Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I"ll always be there 4 you.
I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," and the way you"re always there.
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don"t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
U want & u get, that"s luck, U want & u wait, that"s time. U want but u compromise, that"s life. And U want & u wait & u don"t compromise that"s LOVE.
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
I don"t care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday
We cannot be together,
But we"ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
A candle may melt and it"s fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it
I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U
I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.
When you love someone truly, you don"t look for faults, you don"t look for answers, you don"t look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I"m with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!**
Love isn"t a decision, it"s a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
Don"t wait until it"s too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they"re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won"t hear you anymore.
Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!
It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce.
So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and u!
Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I"d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!!
If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can"t sleep now coz" I"ve lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
"I"m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you."
If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)
I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!
Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...
If I never met you, I wouldn"t like you. If I didn"t like you, I wouldn"t love you. If I didn"t love you, I wouldn"t miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love"s not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
EID MUBARAK
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Riddle Sms
1+3+5+7+9+11+13+15+17+19=100
Pick the 5 numbers that make 50 by plus. Its a big challenge for you.
1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?
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Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ..... Simple
Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->
Ans is."ReflEctiOn"
Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius...
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CHeni
Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?
I am waiting for answer if u r genious....
Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai
Kya Aap Panchvi Pass §ai Taiz Hain?
Pakistan ka aìsa city jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain
Its A Çhallenge
Pakpatan Shrif
" RiDdLe "
Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY ApP DaI (RiGhT) HaTh Se ChOo LeTe HaI MaGaR BaI (LeFt) Se ChOoNa Na MuMkIn HaI ?
ItS VeRy EaZy
Koni
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
Riddle Answer
A snake.
Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It"s A Challenge...
Reply The Answer.
answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20
What is the thing which keeps on decreasing (Of all the living beings)?
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Simple, its the AGE, bcoz after birth v all travel 2wards death...!
Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
.
Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
.
Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota
.
CHALLANGE
.
Reply Fast.
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ans >>Kafan
boyfriend ik jale huey toast or apni pregnent girlfriend ko dekhtey hue kya kehta he?
?
?
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bolo....
Dono ka ik hi jawab dena...
nahi pata.
kehta he
kash ik min...pehley nikal liya hota
solve this ...i live in the sea ,if u cut my head i am at ur door,if u cut my tail i am a fruit,if u cut both then i am with u..who am i?
When u get this SMS,
send it to 1 person U love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill.
now keep guessing why I send it to
u!!
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!
Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
Answer: air hostess
This is a smart test, try 2 solve it
R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOA
T-U+E
Send answer if u r a genius.
It’s only 1 word.
Solve n reply
Answer = SMILE
Aik ——- larki
——- par beath kar
——-geet ga rahi thi.
In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.
Let’s see how much intellgent you r.
Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear
Answer=Gori
Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa)
I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
HAIR
AIR
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-
-
Answer : CHAIR
Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
(Answer is “KISS�).
Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
Answer=gonga kissi aur ko likh ker bata day ga aur wo uss andhay
ko bata day ga.
This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:
LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE
+ OUT - TESCS.
GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW
answer=� I MISS YOU�
Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00
Reply is must.
Answer:-
00 = Duffer
11 = Unique
12 = Flawless
13 = Good Looking
14 = Jacks of all trades
15 = Romantic
16 = Naughty
17 = Gambler
18 = Sentimental
19 = Strider
Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa hai….
Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?
Answer= ‘Not available yet’
A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
So what relationship do A n T share?
Answer= they are husband and wife
Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..
5 harfon ka lafz hai..
Answer = Not known
Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?
Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai�
batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?
Answer Received = Maamu & Bhanji
Select one dish, i’ll tell you the relation b/w you and me?
1-Seekh Kabab
2-Kaleji
3-Karhai
4-Qorma
5-Tikka
6-Kabab
7-Biryani
8-Roll Paratha
9-Daal??
Tell me your answer
Answers
Seekh Kabab= You Hate Me
Kalegi= Flirt
Karhai= You Care For Me
Qorma= You Like Me
Tikka= Confused
Kabab= Best Couple
Biryani= You Are Serious With Me
Roll Paratha=Best Friend
Daal=You Love Me
If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?
-ID
-Money
-Picture
-Credit card
-Coins
-Calling card
-Letter?
?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must!
?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive
reply)
ID=Imposrtant
Money=Hate
Pic=Best Friend
Credit card=Family
Coins=Crush
Calling Card=Textmate
Letter=Sum1 Special
1+3+5+7+9+11+13+15+17+19=100
Pick the 5 numbers that make 50 by plus. Its a big challenge for you.
1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?
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Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ..... Simple
Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->
Ans is."ReflEctiOn"
Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius...
============
CHeni
Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?
I am waiting for answer if u r genious....
Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai
Kya Aap Panchvi Pass §ai Taiz Hain?
Pakistan ka aìsa city jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain
Its A Çhallenge
Pakpatan Shrif
Pick the 5 numbers that make 50 by plus. Its a big challenge for you.
1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?
----
Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ..... Simple
Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->
Ans is."ReflEctiOn"
Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius...
============
CHeni
Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?
I am waiting for answer if u r genious....
Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai
Kya Aap Panchvi Pass §ai Taiz Hain?
Pakistan ka aìsa city jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain
Its A Çhallenge
Pakpatan Shrif
" RiDdLe "
Wo KyA ChEeZ HaI JiSeY ApP DaI (RiGhT) HaTh Se ChOo LeTe HaI MaGaR BaI (LeFt) Se ChOoNa Na MuMkIn HaI ?
ItS VeRy EaZy
Koni
I can sizzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am I?
Riddle Answer
A snake.
Question:
4___4___4___4 = 20
Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
It"s A Challenge...
Reply The Answer.
answer:4/4+4*4=20 4/4=1 1+4=5 5*4=20
What is the thing which keeps on decreasing (Of all the living beings)?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Simple, its the AGE, bcoz after birth v all travel 2wards death...!
Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai
.
Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta
.
Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota
.
CHALLANGE
.
Reply Fast.
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ans >>Kafan
boyfriend ik jale huey toast or apni pregnent girlfriend ko dekhtey hue kya kehta he?
?
?
?
bolo....
Dono ka ik hi jawab dena...
nahi pata.
kehta he
kash ik min...pehley nikal liya hota
solve this ...i live in the sea ,if u cut my head i am at ur door,if u cut my tail i am a fruit,if u cut both then i am with u..who am i?
When u get this SMS,
send it to 1 person U love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill.
now keep guessing why I send it to
u!!
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can’t jump!
Teacher: zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,
Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??
Answer: air hostess
This is a smart test, try 2 solve it
R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOA
T-U+E
Send answer if u r a genius.
It’s only 1 word.
Solve n reply
Answer = SMILE
Aik ——- larki
——- par beath kar
——-geet ga rahi thi.
In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.
Let’s see how much intellgent you r.
Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear
Answer=Gori
Dimag hay To Jawab do:-
Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???
Answer=Tumare Daddy…(Papa)
I am made of 5 letters,
If U remove the first letter,
It is part of our body.
If U remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!
Guess what ???!
HAIR
AIR
-
-
-
Answer : CHAIR
Smile is the 2nd best thing
you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
(Answer is “KISS�).
Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya ?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?
Answer=gonga kissi aur ko likh ker bata day ga aur wo uss andhay
ko bata day ga.
This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:
LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE
+ OUT - TESCS.
GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW
answer=� I MISS YOU�
Choose any number below,
I will tell about your personality
I will give you answer after your reply
11
22
33
44
55
66
77
88
99
00
Reply is must.
Answer:-
00 = Duffer
11 = Unique
12 = Flawless
13 = Good Looking
14 = Jacks of all trades
15 = Romantic
16 = Naughty
17 = Gambler
18 = Sentimental
19 = Strider
Ek admi ki saas
ek aurat ki
saas ki maa hai….
Admi or Aurat ka rishta kya hai?
Answer= ‘Not available yet’
A ki biwi B
B ki bhabhi C
C ki beti V
V ke dada G
G ki biwi K
K ki beti T
So what relationship do A n T share?
Answer= they are husband and wife
Din se roshan..
rat se siah..
khaoo to haram..
piyo to halal..
aurat zindagi main aik bar use karti hai..
mard din main teen martaba..
quran main 5 dafa zikar hai..
meem se shuroo hota hai..
5 harfon ka lafz hai..
Answer = Not known
Aik couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
k police unhain rook laiti hay and
larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay ?
Larka jawab daita hay,
“iska mamon meray mamon ko mamoon kehta hai�
batain,larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?
Answer Received = Maamu & Bhanji
Select one dish, i’ll tell you the relation b/w you and me?
1-Seekh Kabab
2-Kaleji
3-Karhai
4-Qorma
5-Tikka
6-Kabab
7-Biryani
8-Roll Paratha
9-Daal??
Tell me your answer
Answers
Seekh Kabab= You Hate Me
Kalegi= Flirt
Karhai= You Care For Me
Qorma= You Like Me
Tikka= Confused
Kabab= Best Couple
Biryani= You Are Serious With Me
Roll Paratha=Best Friend
Daal=You Love Me
If I were to be in your wallet, what will I be?
-ID
-Money
-Picture
-Credit card
-Coins
-Calling card
-Letter?
?Answer is given after your reply. Reply is must!
?Answer is as follows (send them in a 2nd SMS after you receive
reply)
ID=Imposrtant
Money=Hate
Pic=Best Friend
Credit card=Family
Coins=Crush
Calling Card=Textmate
Letter=Sum1 Special
1+3+5+7+9+11+13+15+17+19=100
Pick the 5 numbers that make 50 by plus. Its a big challenge for you.
1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy?
----
Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ..... Simple
Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:->
Ans is."ReflEctiOn"
Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius...
============
CHeni
Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?
I am waiting for answer if u r genious....
Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai
Kya Aap Panchvi Pass §ai Taiz Hain?
Pakistan ka aìsa city jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain
Its A Çhallenge
Pakpatan Shrif
Ramzan Sms
May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony
"Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak"
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…
Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan
Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai,
Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,
Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai
RAMADAN RECIPE
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Luv
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
RAMADAN MUBARAK
Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)
The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it"s Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta"ala) can Stand Up to Anything.
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN
Prophet never proceeded (4 the prayer)
onthe Day of Id-ul-Fitr
unless he had eaten some dates.
Anas also narrated:
The Prophet used 2 eat odd number of dates
Ramadan is the (month) in which was sent down the Quran,
as a guide to mankind,
also clear (Signs) for guidance
and judgment (between right and wrong)
Prophet said:
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven�
The Prophet ordered
the people to pay
Zakat-ul-Fitr
before going to
the Eid prayer.
Ramazan Mubarak!
No matter weather is of autumn,
SPRING for KHAIR!
Collect and distribute more than enough.
May Allah favours!
Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan
He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!
Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…
As the cresent moon is sighted…
And the holy month of Ramadan beings…
May Allah bless you with happiness
and
grace your home with warmth & peace !
RAMADAN MEGA OFFER: Eazy
Recharge take 1 Nafil
&
Get 1Farz ka sawab.Take1,
Farz & get 70 time extra
sawab.
Offer valid only 1 month
Hurry up dont miss this,
Offer.
Ramadan Mubarak :-)
YA ALLAH
Ramadan Mubarak
Ke Ibtida Hai
Hamay Ziada Se Ziada
Nekian Kamanay
Or buraiyon Se Dur
Hone Ki toufeeq Ata Farma….
Ameen
“… turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque;
and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it… �
The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]
Wishing you all the blessings from Allah
and praying for a blessed Ramadan !
May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here"s hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.
Best wishes on Ramadan
Phoolon ko bahar mubarak
Kisano ko khalyan mubarak
Parindo ko Udan mubarak
Chand ko sitaray mubarak
Or Musalmano ko
"RAMZAN MUBARAK"
Of Peace And Prosperity.
Packing Start Kardoo,
Phir Nahi Kehna K Bataya Nahi,
Abhi Kuch Din Baqi Hain,
Ramadan Ka Chand Nazar Aanain Main,
Nazar Aatai Hi Apko 1 Month K Lie Band Kardia Jaiga…….
Prophet said:
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven
May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan
..pakistan main ya hawa cha rahi hay.. ..her..insan kpas say ya dua arahi hay.. ..ramdan mubarak hun...aap ko.. her jaga say yahi sada arhi hay
YA ALLAH
Ramadan Mubarak…
Ke Ibtida Hai
Hamay Ziada Se Ziada
Nekian Kamanay
Or buraiyon Se Dur
Hone Ki toufeeq Ata Farma….
Ameen
Woh sehri ki noraneyat,
Woh iftaar ki rounaq,
Woh aasman se rehmat ka barasna,
Woh masjidun ka rooh parwar manzar,
Woh naikiyon ka jazba,
Woh tilawat ki dhoom,
Jee han rehmat wala maghfirat wala
or azab se nijaat wala mahena
“RAMZAN� aaney wala hai,
Duaon main yaad rakhna
As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness" claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan.
May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
"WISH U A VERY HAPPY Ramadan"
Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai,
Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,
Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai…..
Woh sehri ki noraneyat,
Woh iftaar ki rounaq,
Woh aasman se rehmat ka barasna,
Woh masjidun ka rooh parwar manzar,
Woh naikiyon ka jazba,
Woh tilawat ki dhoom,
Jee han rehmat wala maghfirat wala
or azab se nijaat wala mahena
“RAMZAN� aaney wala hai,
Duaon main yaad rakhna.
Ay Allahqismat mein meri chain se jina likh day doobay na kabhi mera safeena likh de jannat b gawara hai magar mere liye ay katibe taqdeer madina likh de
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony
"Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak"
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…
Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan
Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai,
Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,
Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai
RAMADAN RECIPE
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Luv
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
RAMADAN MUBARAK
Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)
The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it"s Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta"ala) can Stand Up to Anything.
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN
Prophet never proceeded (4 the prayer)
onthe Day of Id-ul-Fitr
unless he had eaten some dates.
Anas also narrated:
The Prophet used 2 eat odd number of dates
Ramadan is the (month) in which was sent down the Quran,
as a guide to mankind,
also clear (Signs) for guidance
and judgment (between right and wrong)
Prophet said:
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven�
The Prophet ordered
the people to pay
Zakat-ul-Fitr
before going to
the Eid prayer.
Ramazan Mubarak!
No matter weather is of autumn,
SPRING for KHAIR!
Collect and distribute more than enough.
May Allah favours!
Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan
He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.
Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!
Welcome Ramadan
Walk humbly
Talk politely
Dress neatly
Treat kindly
Pray attentively
Donate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you…
As the cresent moon is sighted…
And the holy month of Ramadan beings…
May Allah bless you with happiness
and
grace your home with warmth & peace !
RAMADAN MEGA OFFER: Eazy
Recharge take 1 Nafil
&
Get 1Farz ka sawab.Take1,
Farz & get 70 time extra
sawab.
Offer valid only 1 month
Hurry up dont miss this,
Offer.
Ramadan Mubarak :-)
YA ALLAH
Ramadan Mubarak
Ke Ibtida Hai
Hamay Ziada Se Ziada
Nekian Kamanay
Or buraiyon Se Dur
Hone Ki toufeeq Ata Farma….
Ameen
“… turn your face towards the Sacred Mosque;
and wherever you are, turn your faces towards it… �
The Holy Koran [ 2:150 ]
Wishing you all the blessings from Allah
and praying for a blessed Ramadan !
May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here"s hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.
Best wishes on Ramadan
Phoolon ko bahar mubarak
Kisano ko khalyan mubarak
Parindo ko Udan mubarak
Chand ko sitaray mubarak
Or Musalmano ko
"RAMZAN MUBARAK"
Of Peace And Prosperity.
Packing Start Kardoo,
Phir Nahi Kehna K Bataya Nahi,
Abhi Kuch Din Baqi Hain,
Ramadan Ka Chand Nazar Aanain Main,
Nazar Aatai Hi Apko 1 Month K Lie Band Kardia Jaiga…….
Prophet said:
“Whoever stood for the prayers
in the night of Qadr out of sincere
faith and hoping for a reward from Allah,
then all his previous sins will be forgiven
May the festival of lights be the harbinger
of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of
Ramadan is here and the atmosphere is
filled with the spirit of mirth and love,
here is hoping this festival of beauty brings
your way, bright sparkles of contentment,
that stay with you through the days ahead.
My Best wishes for u on Ramadan
..pakistan main ya hawa cha rahi hay.. ..her..insan kpas say ya dua arahi hay.. ..ramdan mubarak hun...aap ko.. her jaga say yahi sada arhi hay
YA ALLAH
Ramadan Mubarak…
Ke Ibtida Hai
Hamay Ziada Se Ziada
Nekian Kamanay
Or buraiyon Se Dur
Hone Ki toufeeq Ata Farma….
Ameen
Woh sehri ki noraneyat,
Woh iftaar ki rounaq,
Woh aasman se rehmat ka barasna,
Woh masjidun ka rooh parwar manzar,
Woh naikiyon ka jazba,
Woh tilawat ki dhoom,
Jee han rehmat wala maghfirat wala
or azab se nijaat wala mahena
“RAMZAN� aaney wala hai,
Duaon main yaad rakhna
As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness" claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy Ramadan.
May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
"WISH U A VERY HAPPY Ramadan"
Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai,
Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,
Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai…..
Woh sehri ki noraneyat,
Woh iftaar ki rounaq,
Woh aasman se rehmat ka barasna,
Woh masjidun ka rooh parwar manzar,
Woh naikiyon ka jazba,
Woh tilawat ki dhoom,
Jee han rehmat wala maghfirat wala
or azab se nijaat wala mahena
“RAMZAN� aaney wala hai,
Duaon main yaad rakhna.
Ay Allahqismat mein meri chain se jina likh day doobay na kabhi mera safeena likh de jannat b gawara hai magar mere liye ay katibe taqdeer madina likh de
Romantic Sms
Teri lovely eyes ne
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai
Unko bataane me jamaane lag jaate hai
Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai
Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.
unse ishk hai hame unko bataye kaise
unki aankho k raaz chhipaye kaise
unki har adaa pe marte hai hum
unko kaatil thehraaye kaise
Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai,
Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain.
Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi,
Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai.
Dil Hi Dil Mein Hum Tumhain Pyar Bahot Krtey Hain
Lekin Saach Hai K Bataney Se Bahot Dartey Hain
Khud Pe To Hai Yaqin Saanson Pe Magar Nahi.
Moat Se Nahi Aey "Khushi" Zindagi Se Hum Dartey Hain
Vo Chaandani Ka Badan Khushbuon Ka Saya Hai,
Bahut Aziz Hamen Hai Magar Paraya Hai
Utar Bhi Aao Kabhi Aasaman Ke Zine Se,
Tumhen Khuda Ne Hamare Liye Banaya Hai.
I will battle when u face trouble.
I"m your own even if you left alone.
I will try my best to help if you are hurt.
My love will last till u see my heart.
I will satisfy if I can give u a smile.
I will also be with a smile if u read my lines before your bed times.
Parh to Leta hoon magar Delete karu Kis Tarha,
Khushbu Tere haathon ki har SMS mein hai.
Teri lovely eyes ne
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Mehek teri aj bhi meri sanso main he,
har ek ada teri meri ankhon main hai,
to bhale mita de apne dil se mera naam,
magar teri jaga aj bhi meray dil main hai.
Bethey hoo honthoo ko siye pachtaoo gay bhoat,
Ishaq jaag uthta hai aksar aisi khamoshi ke baad.
Teri lovely eyes ne
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Eid Ka chand Dekha Bohot Piara Tha
Zara Gorse Dekha Wo Chera Tumhara Tha :-)
kaisay jiyan gay tum bin
yeh kiyal tu kiya hota
jo dard saha hum nay
wo dard tum nay bhi kabhi saha hota
bas chal diya daman chora kay
begano ki tarah
kam say kam has kay ik dafa alvida too kaha hota
Kabhi Jo Khuwab Banay Kajal, Phel Ankhon May Jaye To
Usay Roya Nahi Kartay, Woh Khuwab Tora Nahi Kartay
Koi Manzil Say Bhatak Jaye, Uskay Sath Chaltay Hain
Usay Khonay Nahi Detay, Usay Tanha nahi Kartay
Woh mera ho jo nighaaon main hayya rakhta ho
Umar bhar sath chalnay ka Azmay Wafa rakhta ho
Naaz Uss kay na utthon To Shikayat na kary
Woh Zakham kha ker bhi muskranay ki adda rakhta hooooo....
Kash Dil Kii Aahh Main Itna Asar Hoo Jayee
Kay Hum Jisay Cahay Usay Khabar Hoo Jayee
Kabhi rastey mein mil jaao, to katrake guzar jana,
Humein iss tarah takna, jaisey pehchana nahin tumne,
Humara zikra jab aae, to yun anjaan ban jana,
Jaise naam sunker bhi humein pehchana nahin tumne.
kabhi dhoop kabhi chahon ke mailey hein
kabhi bay maqsaad parwazein hein
kabhi char samat aawazein hein
kabhi tanhai sii kaily hein
kabhi sannatey bhi jailey hein
kabhi teri mithii yadon kay sang
kabhi dunya kay beich akaily hein
aik bar mohabbat ki thi bass
phir saray jazbat hee kho bethay
aik bar kisi ko jana tha
phir apni pehchan hee kho bethay
kuch paney se kuch khoney ka maza or hay
band ankhon main roney ka maza or hay
ashk baney shabd or shabd baney gazal
us gazal main tera zikar honey ka maza or hay
yun to hum har sham hee pitey hain magar
teri yaad main ro-ro kar piney ka maza or hay
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.
Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde.
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno.
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho...
Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage..
Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..
Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate..
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye
Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
When we were kids, we couldn"t wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u"ve found luv
What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
If loving u is wrong, then I don"t wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we"ll win every fight.
Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else"s heart still continues to beat.
You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.
When you love someone, it"s nothing. When someone loves you, it"s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it"s everything.
A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u"re always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.
Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
"I Trust You" is a better compliment than "I Love You" because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn"t as beautiful as you. 2
Never waste an opportunity 2 say "I love U" to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u"ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.
Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I"ll always be there 4 you.
I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," and the way you"re always there.
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don"t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
U want & u get, that"s luck, U want & u wait, that"s time. U want but u compromise, that"s life. And U want & u wait & u don"t compromise that"s LOVE.
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
don"t care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday
We cannot be together,
But we"ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
A candle may melt and it"s fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it
I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U
I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.
When you love someone truly, you don"t look for faults, you don"t look for answers, you don"t look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!
It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce.
So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and u!
Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I"d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!!
If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can"t sleep now coz" I"ve lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
"I"m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you."
If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)
I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!
Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...
If I never met you, I wouldn"t like you. If I didn"t like you, I wouldn"t love you. If I didn"t love you, I wouldn"t miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love"s not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
To be honest with you, I don"t have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that"s aching to see you smile again.
3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you
Have fun.... Most of them i used them and they worked hehe
Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
Relationship doesn"t get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..
You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
I was asked about Newton"s law and I said I don"t know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn"t sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.
When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....!
Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.
Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai
Unko bataane me jamaane lag jaate hai
Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai
Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.
unse ishk hai hame unko bataye kaise
unki aankho k raaz chhipaye kaise
unki har adaa pe marte hai hum
unko kaatil thehraaye kaise
Zindgi ki kitab k kuch panne hote hai,
Kuch apne, Kuch begane hote hain.
Pyar se savwar jati hai zindgi,
Bas Pyar se rishte nibhane hote hai.
Dil Hi Dil Mein Hum Tumhain Pyar Bahot Krtey Hain
Lekin Saach Hai K Bataney Se Bahot Dartey Hain
Khud Pe To Hai Yaqin Saanson Pe Magar Nahi.
Moat Se Nahi Aey "Khushi" Zindagi Se Hum Dartey Hain
Vo Chaandani Ka Badan Khushbuon Ka Saya Hai,
Bahut Aziz Hamen Hai Magar Paraya Hai
Utar Bhi Aao Kabhi Aasaman Ke Zine Se,
Tumhen Khuda Ne Hamare Liye Banaya Hai.
I will battle when u face trouble.
I"m your own even if you left alone.
I will try my best to help if you are hurt.
My love will last till u see my heart.
I will satisfy if I can give u a smile.
I will also be with a smile if u read my lines before your bed times.
Parh to Leta hoon magar Delete karu Kis Tarha,
Khushbu Tere haathon ki har SMS mein hai.
Teri lovely eyes ne
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Mehek teri aj bhi meri sanso main he,
har ek ada teri meri ankhon main hai,
to bhale mita de apne dil se mera naam,
magar teri jaga aj bhi meray dil main hai.
Bethey hoo honthoo ko siye pachtaoo gay bhoat,
Ishaq jaag uthta hai aksar aisi khamoshi ke baad.
Teri lovely eyes ne
Mujpe ek effect kiya hai
Ki mane sabko reject karke
Tujko select kiya hai
Eid Ka chand Dekha Bohot Piara Tha
Zara Gorse Dekha Wo Chera Tumhara Tha :-)
kaisay jiyan gay tum bin
yeh kiyal tu kiya hota
jo dard saha hum nay
wo dard tum nay bhi kabhi saha hota
bas chal diya daman chora kay
begano ki tarah
kam say kam has kay ik dafa alvida too kaha hota
Kabhi Jo Khuwab Banay Kajal, Phel Ankhon May Jaye To
Usay Roya Nahi Kartay, Woh Khuwab Tora Nahi Kartay
Koi Manzil Say Bhatak Jaye, Uskay Sath Chaltay Hain
Usay Khonay Nahi Detay, Usay Tanha nahi Kartay
Woh mera ho jo nighaaon main hayya rakhta ho
Umar bhar sath chalnay ka Azmay Wafa rakhta ho
Naaz Uss kay na utthon To Shikayat na kary
Woh Zakham kha ker bhi muskranay ki adda rakhta hooooo....
Kash Dil Kii Aahh Main Itna Asar Hoo Jayee
Kay Hum Jisay Cahay Usay Khabar Hoo Jayee
Kabhi rastey mein mil jaao, to katrake guzar jana,
Humein iss tarah takna, jaisey pehchana nahin tumne,
Humara zikra jab aae, to yun anjaan ban jana,
Jaise naam sunker bhi humein pehchana nahin tumne.
kabhi dhoop kabhi chahon ke mailey hein
kabhi bay maqsaad parwazein hein
kabhi char samat aawazein hein
kabhi tanhai sii kaily hein
kabhi sannatey bhi jailey hein
kabhi teri mithii yadon kay sang
kabhi dunya kay beich akaily hein
aik bar mohabbat ki thi bass
phir saray jazbat hee kho bethay
aik bar kisi ko jana tha
phir apni pehchan hee kho bethay
kuch paney se kuch khoney ka maza or hay
band ankhon main roney ka maza or hay
ashk baney shabd or shabd baney gazal
us gazal main tera zikar honey ka maza or hay
yun to hum har sham hee pitey hain magar
teri yaad main ro-ro kar piney ka maza or hay
Ishq da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
Waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
Mehboob aave ya na aave,
Par Taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
Hove supne ch tu te jagave koi na, Sochan meriya ch tu te bulave koi na. Tere khayalan de mukaddme ch saza hoje, Hove umar qaid te chuddave koi na.
Teriyaan yaadan naal jeen to inkaar nahi karde, lakh aaun dar te sweekar nahi karde. Aewein lokaan pichhe lagya na kar, kaun kehanda hai assin tenu yaad ni karde.
Shehar tere diyan galiyan de vich rul jayie, yaad karde tenu khud nu bhul jayie. Saare jagg da hasaa banan to pehlan, teri akh cho athru banke dull jayie.
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta. Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta, lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
Mereya rabba bas inhi jinhi mehar karde, dil mere nu pathhar karde, seh na pauga eh vichhoda usda, usde jaan to pehlan hi tu menu dafan karde.
Dil vich teri yaad sajjna, Akhhan vish tera khwab sajjna, Tenu yaad kare bina neend vi nahi aandi, Saadi akkh tere khwab di mohtaj sajjna.
Na jane ohna de dil vich ki hai jo chup chaap bhul ke beh gaye ne, kayi vaar ta rabb inj jaape ki oh sanu galat samajhke beh gaye ne, khud kehnde si sath nibhavange, aap hora de vass peh gaye ne, rabba khush rakhhin sadde apneyan nu, jo sahnu yaad v karno.
Honth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka, Shayad nazar se woh baat ho jaye. Is umeed mein karte hain intezaar raat ka, ke shayad sapne mein mulaqat ho jaye.
Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se duur ho..
Teri har khwahish haqiqat ko manzoor ho..
Ho jaye jo tu mujhse khafa..
Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho..
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulakat ho na ho..
Lamhe ye suhane saath ho na ho, kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho, aapka pyar hamesha is dil mei rahega, chahe poori umar mulaqat ho na ho...
Apke aane se zindagi kitni khubsoorat hai,
Dil me basayi hai jo woh apki hi surat hai,
Dur jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulker bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki zarurat hai.
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.
Ajeeb si kashish hai aap me
Ki hum aap k khayalon me khoye rehte hai
Ye soch kar k aap khawabo me aao ge
Hum din me bhi soya karte hai.
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.
Kashish honi chahiye kisi ko yaad karne ki,
lamhe to apne aap mil jayenge,
waqt hona chahiye kisi ko milne ka,
bahane to apne aap hee mil jayenge.
Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,
pyaar to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,
paas hote to manzar hi kya hota,
dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage..
Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..
Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki
saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise
Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate..
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye
Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
When we were kids, we couldn"t wait to grow up n fall in luv. Now that we are grown up, we realise that wounded knees were easier to heal than broken hearts.
Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest, eyes that will c u at ur ugliest, heart that will luv at ur worst, if u hv found it, u"ve found luv
What is the difference between blood and you? Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered the heart and stayed.
Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. Know why? Coz you always remain close to my heart and far from my eyes.
If loving u is wrong, then I don"t wanna be right. My luv for u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long but we"ll win every fight.
Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else"s heart still continues to beat.
You put the fun in together,
The sad in apart,
The hope in tomorrow,
The joy in my heart.
If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me.
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai, Keh na pana hamari majburi hai, Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko, Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.
When you love someone, it"s nothing. When someone loves you, it"s somthing. When u luv someone & they luv you back, it"s everything.
A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u"re always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word till I heard it from u.
Don’t rush in luv for it never runs out. Let luv be the one to knock at ur door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that ur feeling is for sure.
"I Trust You" is a better compliment than "I Love You" because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you trust.
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn"t as beautiful as you. 2
Never waste an opportunity 2 say "I love U" to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u"ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.
Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you I"ll always be there 4 you.
I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, "I Love You," and the way you"re always there.
If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don"t worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.
U want & u get, that"s luck, U want & u wait, that"s time. U want but u compromise, that"s life. And U want & u wait & u don"t compromise that"s LOVE.
Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.
don"t care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
A kiss that is never tasted, is forever and ever wasted. -Billie Holiday
We cannot be together,
But we"ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
A candle may melt and it"s fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.
Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.
Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!
Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it but whenever it happens I just stop & think of u n say: How can I hate this world when u r a part of it
I searched through books & leafed through cards; For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart, but when I sat down to write, all I can write was....I Luv U
I luv my eyes when u look into them; I luv my name when u say it; I luv my heart when u luv it; I luv my life when you are in it.
When you love someone truly, you don"t look for faults, you don"t look for answers, you don"t look for mistakes. Instead, you fight the mistakes, you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!
There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!
It takes 2 to tango, 2 to kiss, 2 to talk and remenisce.
So many good things cum in 2 and one of those things is me and u!
Wanting u is easy missing u is hard. Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms. Constantly think of u when we r apart. Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.
I have liked many but loved very few.Yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I"d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
A special smile, a special face.A special someone i cant replace. I luv u,i always will.U have filled a space no one can fill!!
If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i would never cry as i would be afraid 2 lose u!
I would never be tired of you even if I am with you all day long. In fact I grow to like you a little more every day. I love you.
I would cross a thousand oceans just to hold you tight. I would climb a thousand mountains just to be with you every single night. Darling I miss you so much.
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hrs a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
The only regret I have is not knowing you since the day I was born - so that
I will be able to spend my ENTIRE life with you.
Set a place for me in your heart and not in your mind for the mind easily forgets but the heart always remembers. I love you
I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever! :).
Sending you my bed to let you rest, pillows to give you comfort and my blanket to keep you warm. I can"t sleep now coz" I"ve lent you all my things already. Gd nite! I love you.
"I"m enthralled by your beauty, mesmerised by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you."
If you wake up 1 day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree =)
I miss the laughs I used to get from you, I miss the talks we used to have. And above all, I just miss YOU!
Let`s share the world.
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me...
If I never met you, I wouldn"t like you. If I didn"t like you, I wouldn"t love you. If I didn"t love you, I wouldn"t miss you. But I did, I do, and I will.
Let the world stop turning,
Let the sun stop burning,
Let them tell me love"s not worth going through.
If it all falls apart,
I will know deep in my heart,
The only dream that mattered had come true
...In this life I was loved by you.
To be honest with you, I don"t have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that"s aching to see you smile again.
3 - 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you
Have fun.... Most of them i used them and they worked hehe
Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best luv ever!
Relationship doesn"t get closer by meetings, but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS. I care for you in my own STRANGE ways. Maybe you will never know, Maybe I will never show..
You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
I was asked about Newton"s law and I said I don"t know. I was questioned on the current President of USA and I wasn"t sure if it is Clinton or Bush. But when I was asked on who I love, the only answer I can think of, is you.
When daylight turns 2 a darkened hue, D lovely stars r hinting @ u, Ur heart beats tells u something true, That some1 sumwher is missing U....!
Its a nice feeling,wen sum1 u luv luvs u in retrn. So when u knw d 1 u luv has special feeling 4 u, never let them go coz its rare 2 find 2 hearts dat beat as 1.
Its not ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which cheats u. But its really ur mistake if u cant read d eyes which loves u.
Rakhi Sms
Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sister.
HOLI IS COLORFUL, DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL, RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.
I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."
"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."
To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other"s hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.
Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity"s a circle in deed.
"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."
HOLI IS COLORFUL, DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL, RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.
I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
"Sisters share the scent and smells... the feel of a common childhood."
"Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship."
To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each other"s hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys.
Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing, and no matter what we choose to make of this, we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in need Will come back to you some day For humanity"s a circle in deed.
"Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon, that look down upon your brothers and sisters, and which they see as they look up to them, though they are ever so far away from us, and each other."
Punjabi Sms
LOIYA WAICH LO, LAILAN WAICH LO, CHAAN BOORA WAICH LO, PLASTICK DIAN TOOTIAN JOOTIAN WAICH LOO KUCH WE WAICH LO CHAITHE KAR BALANCE PAWA TAY SMS PAIJ DO.
jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a.
maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a.
kisay da khyal dil vich onda a .Copyright www.lovelysms.com
per jadoon yes karan lagna wan.
per
per
o tay miss call e ho jandi a.
Press down 5 times to become sweet...
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Tusi v ne?
Pehle hi inne sweet ho fir v press kittay ja rahay hoo
katheyo baina we gawara nahi kita
rehna faraq mitaya te inna loka
oh nadan sajjan ki jan,nda si
ulta sabaq parhaya te innah loka
oh te nahi si rahna ik pall we door maitho
maheya door vasaya te innah loka
roz e mehshar saru fareyad karsi
manno pagal banaya te inna loka
Sanu chad jiyae ve kalle
thoda ro lain dai
shayad aa javae tera supna
thoda so lain dai
zindgi taa tere bina katni saanu
khavaba vich ta tera ho lain dai
akel no soag mer dande ishq no rog mar dande insane khod be khod nai marda bewafa lok mar dande.
hasdi c hasaundi c phir muskaraode se phir sharmaudi bach pata lagian ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh yara nu fudu banudi c.
Hak jatave koi tere te gair asi seh nahi sakde, Par bura vi asi tenu keh nahi sakde, teri marzi tu bulave na bulave, Par tenu bulaye bina asi reh nahi sakde.
Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+.
kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi.
Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita.
Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare,
kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare,
gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde,
pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde.
In French: Bon jour
In Spanish: Te Quiro
In Italian: Teamo
In Yugoslav: Volim Te
In English: Good Morning
In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?
Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove !
Tenu Mil Jaye Mehak Mohobatan Di,
Sade Hisse Ghum Da Zeher Hove,
Tu Chumda Rahe Mukh Khushiyan De,
Sade Vehre Hanjuan Di Neher Hove,
Tenu Yaad Rave Na Naam Sada,
Asi Bhuliye Rab Da Keher Hove,
Tere Kadma Vich Hove Sirr Sada,
Sade Sirr Mathe Tera Pairr Hove,
Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove....
Chita Kukar Banere Te
Jine Tere Bache Honge
Una Jana Aye Mere Te
ONCE there was a CROW,
Punjab vich baitha c oh,
ohne peg lai c do,
O TALLI gya c ho,
CHIDI rahi c RO,
CROW ne chedi c oh,
CHIDI de bap ne kuteya CROW,
crow sarminda gya c ho,
Hun CHIDI nu BHAIN G kehnda oh,
MORAL-KISI D DHEE BHAIN NA CHHEROO.
Teri maan di,
Teri pan di,
Tere Pyo di,
Tere paraa di,
Tere Pore Khandan di,
Tay meri v,
Tu Jan hai!!!
jay Rab milda Natain totyan tay milda daduan machian noo,
jay Rab milda Rati jagian tay milda kal kalachian noo
jay Rab milda lambian balan tay milda peda sasya noo. Rab inj nahe milda hay Baho, Rab milda dil dayan suchyan noo.
asi pagal aa teray pichay tu pagal ha kisi hor dy pichay koi hor pagal ha kisi hor dy pichay asi saray pagal aa agay pichay.
O mere Dil de chain, tere piche kutte pain, Tu lutya mera Dil da chain, rab kare tenu kire pain, Tere nain Bade nashele jiven jharu de tille. Tu mere dil Vich edan vasa, Jiven Chikad Vich Majj Fasi, Jane Jigar Jane Tamana, Edhar aa terian Lattan bhana, Jine mera Dil Lutya Ohnu Kutteian Nu mar Sutya.
Pyar-Pyar kehan naal pyar nahi hunda,Hath nu milaun naal koi yaar nahi hunda,Unjh ta mil jande ne yaar har mor te,Par har yaar saade jeha dildar nahi hunda
TUSSE JYT GAY ASI HAAR GAY SANU PATA AY TUN CALL NAI KARNI CHAL MARJANEAY MISS CALL TY MAAR DY.
Chhad ke Chale gayi Rajni Tu sannu aise halattan che,
Ronde haan asin hun yaad karke tuhanu chandni rattan che.
Gamm ek jehar hai phir vi piye jaanda haan main,
Raat di Tanhayi nu abaad karda jaanda haan main,
Rajni ! Mainu nahi pata per log kehnde ne......
Ke sounde hoye vi tera naam layi jaanda haan main.
Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde,
Har nakaami nu haar nahi kehnde.
Rajni Ki hoya je asin tuhade nahi ho sakde,
Sirf mil jaan nu hi pyaar nahi kehnde.
Bartan lohe de kade tuttde nahin,
Maali apne baagh nu kade puttde nahin;
Tutt jande ne kai baar khoon de rishtey,
par rishtey Dosti de kade tuttde nahin
Pyar ankhan Naal jataya te bura mann gaye,
Haal-E-Dil Sunaya te Bura mann gaye,
Rajni tu te sannu roj Rovaya,
Je ik Din Asin Rovaya te tusin bura mann gaye.
Aaj dil di kehen nu jee karda hai
Tere dil vich rehen nu jee karda hai
Khushiyaan deke tere gham sehen nu jee karda hai
Rabb jaane saada ki rishta
Tainu bas apna kehen nu jee karda hai..
Na Mathey Di Lakir Dekhi,Na Hattan te Likhi Taqdeer Dekhi,
Hanjuan De Wich Dub Gaya Yaar Tera,Jad Teri Tasveer Dekhi,
Pher So Na Sakya, Jad Sutta ta Supne Ch Bani Tu Heer Vekhi,
Rajni Tu Haar ban K Sanu Chhad Challi,Hun Bikram Nu Bande fakeer Dekhi...!
LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DE
MERE KARMAAN CHE YAAR DA PYAR LIKH DE
IK NA LIKHIN TE MERE YAAR DA VICHHODA
BHAVEN DUKHRRE HOR HAZAAR LIKH DE.
Dastak Dil te Tere Yaar kabul Hove,
Khushiya nal Paroya Har kabul Hove,
Saddi nahi Aaukat Tohfa Dain Di,
De Sakda ha Ik Bas PYAAR Kabul Hove,......!
Yaari gumman de ohle na luk jave,
Changi - bhali chaldi vichale na ruk jave...
Vehl mile tan ik vari mil javi,
Kite yaad vich teri jind sadi na muk jave...
Kinni Jaldi E Mulakaat Gujar Jandi ae,
Pyaas bujhdi nahi ke Barsaat gujar jaandi ae,
Rajni Apniyaan yaadaan nu keh de ki na aoun,
Kyonki Hun Neend aundi nahi ke raat gujar jandi ae.
E Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,
Jinna nu Mangaya si Duwawaan che O Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya.
Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi,
Marna chahunde haan per Maut sadde pass nahi aundi,
Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi ton.......
Rajni Teri Yaad vi te Tadpaon ton baaz nahi aundi
Ek vaar jeh maran nu kehendi,
Taan mar ke vikha dinde..
Je lahu he vekhna si mera taan kehndi,
Dil cheer ke dikha dinde.
Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye,
Asi Khud Nishana Ban Gaye varr ki Kariye,
Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita,
Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar Ki Kariye....
tuhi ta sikhaya c pyaar kiven paayida,
Sajna nu kiven hai apna banaida,
Dil jide naal vataiye ohnu kade ni Ruvayida,
Hun eh v tu sikhaja pyaar pa ke kiven bhul jayida.
Rajni inni Fariyaad meri ki tu meinu yaad rakhin,
Mere naal beete jo pal o abaad rakhin,
Jo v pyar karde ne tainu unna wichon mera pyar yaad rakhin,
Bhave meinu sab ton baad rakhin.
Rajni Tuhade shehar da mausam suhane lagge,
Tuhadi ik shamm chura laan je burra na lagge,
Tussi chaho ta bhula do sannu.
Par tuhanu bhul jaan layi sanu shayd zamana lagge.
~!~"Rajni Teriyan Yaadan Hi Bas Palle Ne,
Hor Sara Kuj Gava Baitha,
Tere Naal Vafa Kar Ke Sajna,
Bewafa Khud Nu Hi Bhullah Baitha"~!~
Yaari gumman de ohle na luk jave,
Changi - bhali chaldi vichale na ruk jave...
Vehl mile tan ik vari mil javi,
Kite yaad vich teri jind sadi na muk jave...
G karda eh raat na mukke,
Chandri eh mulkat na mukke...
Pyar bhari teri eh baat na mukke
Supnya di eh saugat na mukke,
Mukk -di jind mukk jave par tera mera saath na mukke.......
Dosti vich hoi Bewafai taan Vekhi jaugi,
Je tu preet na nibhai taan Vekhi jaugi,
Main rab de kehan te zindagi nahi chhadni,
Je tu apni kasam pavayi taan Vekhi jaugi....
Rajni E Raat inni Suni kyon hundi ae,
Sabnu apne Muqadar ton shikayat kyon hundi ae,
E Muqadar vi ajeeb khed khed da ae..............
Jo sannu mil nahi sakda usi naal sannu mohabbat kyon hundi ae.
Rajni Apna Rishta Bada ajeeb jeha lagda ae,
Dur reh ke vi tu kareeb jeha lagda ae,
Mainu pata hai ki tu, mainu nahin milna,
Phir kyon tu mainu "Mera Naseeb jeha lagde aen.
Rajni tuhadi dosti asin is tarah nibhavange,
Tusin roj rusna te asin roj tuhanu manavange,
Par Rajni mann jayin jadon asin manavange,
Nahi te asin uthey tur jawange jithon mudke kadi nahi aavange.
Yaari ta gama de ohle luk jani a, changi bhali chaldi zindagi v ruk jani a, j kade vehl mile ta mil javi, nahi ta udikaan vich jind muk jani a.
Salamat rakhin mere yaar nu rabba,
Dukh hove na kade naseeb uss nu,
Lakh dooriyan hon sade vich bhawen,
Rakhin dil de sade kareeb uss nu.........!!!!!
Mitha intizar te intizar nalo yar Mitha.
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar Mitha.
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo Mithi sadi Yari.
Es to Mitha kuj na milna lub le duniya Sari
BAAH FAR K NAAL LE CHAL MAINU
BADI MITTI TAKKI TERIYA RAHAN DI
JE PYAR SAZA TA MAJUR MAINU
PER KAID HOVE TERIYA BAVANDI.
Ajj kal de Munde Kudiyaan nu kiven Propose karde ne, "Pipple de chhan hove, Phoolan da rass hove, Je mere vass hove teri maa meri sass hove "
"(",)/" Oye Kitthe
<)) HO ./? " (.") pata kinna <((> mis kitta
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INNNNA ,,
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......Baddlo ena na barso
ke bhijj jaan kapde meri sarkar de...
jine kadi tinka vi na chukya hove
chukne paen paunche salwar de.
Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin
vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi
aana jhaliyeya ohne hun kal vi nahin
uhna todd nibhani ki yaari
jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin......
Yari laun wele na sochiya c,yari laun da painda mul loko
Koi yari piche jind war deve,koi paise te janda dul loko
Koi marda kise diyan surtan te,koi kehnda ishq hai bhul loko
Yari laniya kite ni sokhiya ne,banda janda ishq vich rul loko
Ni tu challi gayi England, baja ke yaara da Band, tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya, India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!
yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, saade utte tenu rehm koi na, horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi tere kol time koi naa..
Dil nu lag jan rog tan ki kariye,
Kisi di yaad ch akhian ron tan ki kariye,
Sanu milne di tamana ta rehandi hai dam,
Je rab nu manjur naa hove tan ki kariye.
Aukha langda eh waqt vichhore da,
bin yaar guzara kaun kare,
ik din howe taan lang jawe,
sari umar guzara kaun kare.
Nire Ishq Te Tand Nahi Paye Assa... Charkhariya Te V Chare Hoe aa...Sir Deke Jitho Di Fees Lagdi... Assi Ohna Schoola Wicho Pade Hoe Aa....Lok Chanah(Chinab) Wich Sada hi Rahe Tarde... Assa Lahoo Ander Laiya Taria Ne...Sanu Aiwe Nahi Log SARDAAR Kehnde.. Sir Deke Laia SARDARIYA Ne..
Kade Ambran De vich chand tarea de kol.... kade badal hawawa dhupa chava nu farol....tussi labna sanu te yaad kar rona... assi othe tur jaana jitho murke nahi aauna.
oh badle badle lagde ne, ohna dil uchya naal laa laye ne, kehnde tuhadi na koi lod rahi, asi sajjan hor banaa laye ne, asi akhiyan bhar k keh ditta, jithe marzi parkh k vekh lavo, kehnde asi tuhanu vart leya, tusi hor vart k vekh lavo, ohde bol goonjde kanna ch, par dil te laune band karte, hun dushman labhde firde haan, asi yaar banune band karte.
PAANI WAGDA WEKH DARIA WICH MERE DIL WICH IK KHYAL AAYA, RABBA ENNa PANI DUNIA TE KIS KAM DA JE MERE DOST NU KADE NAHAUN DA KHAYAL Nai AAYA.
"(",)/" Oye Kitthe
<)) HO ./? " (.") pata kinna <((> mis kitta
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INNNNA ,,
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Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, ratti twadi yaad aayi te fir miss kitta, Jad jan pe ban aayi te SMS kitta.
Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin
vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi
aana jhaliyeya ohne hun kal vi nahin
uhna todd nibhani ki yaari
jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin......
Mere to puchde O mainu kii mileya
ohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooN
dil de ke kharideya chankana main
ohde husan de meena bazzar vichoon.
Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di
ishq ta kala hai dil lgaan di
ishq da soda kade keeta nahi janda
eh oh jaam hai jo peeta nahi janda
ki samjhava main oos bedard nu
ishq ho janda hai kade keeta nahi janda.
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyoN rulde,,je tere jeha koi hor hunda.
asii ishq ashq nu karde si assi ishq barbare jaa baithe....loki yarr laban nu phide si asii labya yarr gava baithay.
yun wo aashiqi ka lete hain imtihan
saima,rema,resham te kala shan
kouj inj v rahwan okhia sunn
kouj gull ich ghum da toaq v see
kouj sherr de loak v zalim sunn
kouj sanoo murrn da shoaq v see.
Ki kariye loka da, har gall nu lok jhmela kehnde ne,
Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos
te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!!
Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
teri chandni saanu staandi ae
tera varga hai usda chehra
tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae.
kinna nairhay ho ho baithaa fer vi doori reh jaandi ae
ohndi meri yaari waali ghazal adhori reh jandi ae
adher odher diya gallaaN wich saara waila lang janda ae
kehen jaana waaN jairhi gal oh gal adhoori reh jandi ae
Soh rab di tenu pyar kita
hor kise nu kade bulaya vi nayi
tenu apni samaj ke dil dita
hor kise te dil kade aaya hii nahi
pyar tere de butte nu pani laya
hor butta pyar da laya hi nayi
teri yaad vich rehnda main sher likhda
hor aj tak sher banaya hi nahi
tu keh pagal ya keh chhalla
gusa gallaa teriya da kade aaya hii nahi
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!
Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho Sakna , Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c Je Inj hi Rulaana c Varne , Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c.
Tu sohni tera na sohni, par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki, sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!
Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer, Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!!
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan k,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kuri Phansayi hoyi ae!!!
Tussi ki o?
Punjabi o ya pathan o
.
Pepsi o ya sezan o
.
Angle o ya insan o
.
roti o ya naan o
.
police o ya don o
.
Kamzor o ya pehlwan o
.
Chana o ya dhan o
.
tussi jo v o tussi sadi jaan o.
samundar de kinaare baithe haan.........
kade tan lehar aaoogi....
kismat badle na badle chappal tan dhoti jaoogi
always think positive
Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde,
Har nakaami nu haar nahi kehnde.
Rajni Ki hoya je asin tuhade nahi ho sakde,
Sirf mil jaan nu hi pyaar nahi kehnde.
zindagi vichh fer milaange aapan
kite vekh k na nazran jhuka lavin..
tenu vekhya lagda yaar kite..
bas keh jaffi pa lawin......
samundar de kinaare baithe haan.........kade tan lehar aaoogi....kismat badle na badle chappal tan dhoti jaoogi
always think positive
Ajj mera dil fer udaas ho gya...
Ajj neer meriyan akhiyan chon fer cho pya..
Ajj teri yaad eni aayi...k..mera saya v mere kol beh k ro paya
o mere dil de chain
tere peche kutte pain
tu luttya mere dil da chain
rab kre tenu keerhe pain
tere nain barhe nasheele
jeevan jharhu de teele
tu mere dil wich endaan vasi
jeevain kicherh wich majh pansi
jan-e-jigar jan-e-tamman
idhar aa terian lattan panna
Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,
Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!
Dosti pake dosti eve ni nibhai jandi,
is dost nimane di tenu kade yaad ni andi,
har vale kara pehala mein hi sms,
je tu kar dawe ki teri shaan ghat jand
Kinni Jaldi E Mulakaat Gujar Jandi ae,
Pyaas bujhdi nahi ke Barsaat gujar jaandi ae,
Manish Apniyaan yaadaan nu keh de ki na aoun,
Kyonki Hun Neend aundi nahi ke raat gujar jandi ae.
Once there was a crow, ik pind which renda c o, ik din tali utay betha c o, ik chirri phishay pay gia c o, Chirri pay e c ro, chirri da a gia c pio,Chirri de pio ne kutia crow,Crow sherminda gia c ho, hun chirri no pain g kainda c o,
Moral:
Kisay the dhee pain noo na chero.
ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini
waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya
Sheikh: kion Chukhan ,
jerha main 30 Rupaiye de kay gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga
sohny nain tery teri gut da main rumaal hovan
jis gali vich tu rehndi hovein us gili da main choki daar hovan
tera piuo hovy hakeem main ghar aavan ty bemaar hovan
teri lvan 5,7 chumyan...
es to vad lvan ty gunaghaar hovan
jy fer v tery mery pyar ty ksy nu shaq hovy ty.....
OOODI V PAIN DA YAAR HOVAN
Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange,
Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange,
Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,
Teri mashook asi phasavaange
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta,
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
Ainvain rus ke naan saathon mukh mod mitra,
saada tairai to baigair kaida hor mitra,
uthi hundi hai umid jithae jor mitra,
tainun mairi nahin par mainun tairi lod mitra
Punjabi Translation:
"Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?"
"Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si"
"Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?"
"Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!"
I am ne eat keetay panj sat (7) Ganney
Farmer jii ne sanoon puchiya y have u panney ganney, I am nay answer dita my dear kisaaan
panj sat ganiyan naal tuwada ki nukaan
Dil kare
Geet Ban Ke Tere Bullan Te Aawan,
Dil Kare
Panchi Ban Ambari Udd Jaava,
Dil Kare
Banna Ek Taara Kade Chamka Kade Tutt Jaava,
Dil kare
Banna Teriyan Akhan De Hanjhoo Te Tere Saare Dukh Pee Jaava!
Asaan dil de yaar mobile vich, tuhaady pyar di sim pwai ay,
keta load main card armanaan da
vich hijar di
bettery pai ay.....
nit hasrataan naal inno charge
kraindan.....
vich dard di tune bhrai ay.....
teri yaad de signal aonday ne.....
par call kaddy nai aai ay........
Mainu yaar-yaar karde rahe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
es yaar ne sanu rula dita,...........................................
hora ton ki umida si,jad yaar ne hi bhula dita,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
mudke dosti nahi karni main,menu yaar ne sayana bana dita.
Bari warsi khatan gia si,khat k lianda Pajama
jeda mera sms paran-to bad Pangra na pawayyy...
Apni Mashoooq de Bachian da Mama ;)
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a.
maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a.
kisay da khyal dil vich onda a .Copyright www.lovelysms.com
per jadoon yes karan lagna wan.
per
per
o tay miss call e ho jandi a.
Press down 5 times to become sweet...
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Tusi v ne?
Pehle hi inne sweet ho fir v press kittay ja rahay hoo
katheyo baina we gawara nahi kita
rehna faraq mitaya te inna loka
oh nadan sajjan ki jan,nda si
ulta sabaq parhaya te innah loka
oh te nahi si rahna ik pall we door maitho
maheya door vasaya te innah loka
roz e mehshar saru fareyad karsi
manno pagal banaya te inna loka
Sanu chad jiyae ve kalle
thoda ro lain dai
shayad aa javae tera supna
thoda so lain dai
zindgi taa tere bina katni saanu
khavaba vich ta tera ho lain dai
akel no soag mer dande ishq no rog mar dande insane khod be khod nai marda bewafa lok mar dande.
hasdi c hasaundi c phir muskaraode se phir sharmaudi bach pata lagian ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh yara nu fudu banudi c.
Hak jatave koi tere te gair asi seh nahi sakde, Par bura vi asi tenu keh nahi sakde, teri marzi tu bulave na bulave, Par tenu bulaye bina asi reh nahi sakde.
Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+.
kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi.
Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita.
Vakhre subha de sade sajan payare,
kadi gusa jeha aanda kadi lagan piyare,
gal guseh wali karde gusa aan v na dinde,
pehla dil taur dinde phir ron v na dinde.
In French: Bon jour
In Spanish: Te Quiro
In Italian: Teamo
In Yugoslav: Volim Te
In English: Good Morning
In Punjabi: Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?
Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove !
Tenu Mil Jaye Mehak Mohobatan Di,
Sade Hisse Ghum Da Zeher Hove,
Tu Chumda Rahe Mukh Khushiyan De,
Sade Vehre Hanjuan Di Neher Hove,
Tenu Yaad Rave Na Naam Sada,
Asi Bhuliye Rab Da Keher Hove,
Tere Kadma Vich Hove Sirr Sada,
Sade Sirr Mathe Tera Pairr Hove,
Ja Ve Sajna Teri Khair Hove....
Chita Kukar Banere Te
Jine Tere Bache Honge
Una Jana Aye Mere Te
ONCE there was a CROW,
Punjab vich baitha c oh,
ohne peg lai c do,
O TALLI gya c ho,
CHIDI rahi c RO,
CROW ne chedi c oh,
CHIDI de bap ne kuteya CROW,
crow sarminda gya c ho,
Hun CHIDI nu BHAIN G kehnda oh,
MORAL-KISI D DHEE BHAIN NA CHHEROO.
Teri maan di,
Teri pan di,
Tere Pyo di,
Tere paraa di,
Tere Pore Khandan di,
Tay meri v,
Tu Jan hai!!!
jay Rab milda Natain totyan tay milda daduan machian noo,
jay Rab milda Rati jagian tay milda kal kalachian noo
jay Rab milda lambian balan tay milda peda sasya noo. Rab inj nahe milda hay Baho, Rab milda dil dayan suchyan noo.
asi pagal aa teray pichay tu pagal ha kisi hor dy pichay koi hor pagal ha kisi hor dy pichay asi saray pagal aa agay pichay.
O mere Dil de chain, tere piche kutte pain, Tu lutya mera Dil da chain, rab kare tenu kire pain, Tere nain Bade nashele jiven jharu de tille. Tu mere dil Vich edan vasa, Jiven Chikad Vich Majj Fasi, Jane Jigar Jane Tamana, Edhar aa terian Lattan bhana, Jine mera Dil Lutya Ohnu Kutteian Nu mar Sutya.
Pyar-Pyar kehan naal pyar nahi hunda,Hath nu milaun naal koi yaar nahi hunda,Unjh ta mil jande ne yaar har mor te,Par har yaar saade jeha dildar nahi hunda
TUSSE JYT GAY ASI HAAR GAY SANU PATA AY TUN CALL NAI KARNI CHAL MARJANEAY MISS CALL TY MAAR DY.
Chhad ke Chale gayi Rajni Tu sannu aise halattan che,
Ronde haan asin hun yaad karke tuhanu chandni rattan che.
Gamm ek jehar hai phir vi piye jaanda haan main,
Raat di Tanhayi nu abaad karda jaanda haan main,
Rajni ! Mainu nahi pata per log kehnde ne......
Ke sounde hoye vi tera naam layi jaanda haan main.
Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde,
Har nakaami nu haar nahi kehnde.
Rajni Ki hoya je asin tuhade nahi ho sakde,
Sirf mil jaan nu hi pyaar nahi kehnde.
Bartan lohe de kade tuttde nahin,
Maali apne baagh nu kade puttde nahin;
Tutt jande ne kai baar khoon de rishtey,
par rishtey Dosti de kade tuttde nahin
Pyar ankhan Naal jataya te bura mann gaye,
Haal-E-Dil Sunaya te Bura mann gaye,
Rajni tu te sannu roj Rovaya,
Je ik Din Asin Rovaya te tusin bura mann gaye.
Aaj dil di kehen nu jee karda hai
Tere dil vich rehen nu jee karda hai
Khushiyaan deke tere gham sehen nu jee karda hai
Rabb jaane saada ki rishta
Tainu bas apna kehen nu jee karda hai..
Na Mathey Di Lakir Dekhi,Na Hattan te Likhi Taqdeer Dekhi,
Hanjuan De Wich Dub Gaya Yaar Tera,Jad Teri Tasveer Dekhi,
Pher So Na Sakya, Jad Sutta ta Supne Ch Bani Tu Heer Vekhi,
Rajni Tu Haar ban K Sanu Chhad Challi,Hun Bikram Nu Bande fakeer Dekhi...!
LIKHAN WALEYA TU HO KE DYAL LIKH DE
MERE KARMAAN CHE YAAR DA PYAR LIKH DE
IK NA LIKHIN TE MERE YAAR DA VICHHODA
BHAVEN DUKHRRE HOR HAZAAR LIKH DE.
Dastak Dil te Tere Yaar kabul Hove,
Khushiya nal Paroya Har kabul Hove,
Saddi nahi Aaukat Tohfa Dain Di,
De Sakda ha Ik Bas PYAAR Kabul Hove,......!
Yaari gumman de ohle na luk jave,
Changi - bhali chaldi vichale na ruk jave...
Vehl mile tan ik vari mil javi,
Kite yaad vich teri jind sadi na muk jave...
Kinni Jaldi E Mulakaat Gujar Jandi ae,
Pyaas bujhdi nahi ke Barsaat gujar jaandi ae,
Rajni Apniyaan yaadaan nu keh de ki na aoun,
Kyonki Hun Neend aundi nahi ke raat gujar jandi ae.
E Zindagi di chahat da silsila hai koi mil gaya te koi Vichhar gaya,
Jinna nu Mangaya si Duwawaan che O Kisi hor nu Bina mange mil gaya.
Jina Chahunde haan per Zindagi raas nahi aundi,
Marna chahunde haan per Maut sadde pass nahi aundi,
Bahut Udaas haan asin is Zindagi ton.......
Rajni Teri Yaad vi te Tadpaon ton baaz nahi aundi
Ek vaar jeh maran nu kehendi,
Taan mar ke vikha dinde..
Je lahu he vekhna si mera taan kehndi,
Dil cheer ke dikha dinde.
Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye,
Asi Khud Nishana Ban Gaye varr ki Kariye,
Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita,
Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar Ki Kariye....
tuhi ta sikhaya c pyaar kiven paayida,
Sajna nu kiven hai apna banaida,
Dil jide naal vataiye ohnu kade ni Ruvayida,
Hun eh v tu sikhaja pyaar pa ke kiven bhul jayida.
Rajni inni Fariyaad meri ki tu meinu yaad rakhin,
Mere naal beete jo pal o abaad rakhin,
Jo v pyar karde ne tainu unna wichon mera pyar yaad rakhin,
Bhave meinu sab ton baad rakhin.
Rajni Tuhade shehar da mausam suhane lagge,
Tuhadi ik shamm chura laan je burra na lagge,
Tussi chaho ta bhula do sannu.
Par tuhanu bhul jaan layi sanu shayd zamana lagge.
~!~"Rajni Teriyan Yaadan Hi Bas Palle Ne,
Hor Sara Kuj Gava Baitha,
Tere Naal Vafa Kar Ke Sajna,
Bewafa Khud Nu Hi Bhullah Baitha"~!~
Yaari gumman de ohle na luk jave,
Changi - bhali chaldi vichale na ruk jave...
Vehl mile tan ik vari mil javi,
Kite yaad vich teri jind sadi na muk jave...
G karda eh raat na mukke,
Chandri eh mulkat na mukke...
Pyar bhari teri eh baat na mukke
Supnya di eh saugat na mukke,
Mukk -di jind mukk jave par tera mera saath na mukke.......
Dosti vich hoi Bewafai taan Vekhi jaugi,
Je tu preet na nibhai taan Vekhi jaugi,
Main rab de kehan te zindagi nahi chhadni,
Je tu apni kasam pavayi taan Vekhi jaugi....
Rajni E Raat inni Suni kyon hundi ae,
Sabnu apne Muqadar ton shikayat kyon hundi ae,
E Muqadar vi ajeeb khed khed da ae..............
Jo sannu mil nahi sakda usi naal sannu mohabbat kyon hundi ae.
Rajni Apna Rishta Bada ajeeb jeha lagda ae,
Dur reh ke vi tu kareeb jeha lagda ae,
Mainu pata hai ki tu, mainu nahin milna,
Phir kyon tu mainu "Mera Naseeb jeha lagde aen.
Rajni tuhadi dosti asin is tarah nibhavange,
Tusin roj rusna te asin roj tuhanu manavange,
Par Rajni mann jayin jadon asin manavange,
Nahi te asin uthey tur jawange jithon mudke kadi nahi aavange.
Yaari ta gama de ohle luk jani a, changi bhali chaldi zindagi v ruk jani a, j kade vehl mile ta mil javi, nahi ta udikaan vich jind muk jani a.
Salamat rakhin mere yaar nu rabba,
Dukh hove na kade naseeb uss nu,
Lakh dooriyan hon sade vich bhawen,
Rakhin dil de sade kareeb uss nu.........!!!!!
Mitha intizar te intizar nalo yar Mitha.
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar Mitha.
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo Mithi sadi Yari.
Es to Mitha kuj na milna lub le duniya Sari
BAAH FAR K NAAL LE CHAL MAINU
BADI MITTI TAKKI TERIYA RAHAN DI
JE PYAR SAZA TA MAJUR MAINU
PER KAID HOVE TERIYA BAVANDI.
Ajj kal de Munde Kudiyaan nu kiven Propose karde ne, "Pipple de chhan hove, Phoolan da rass hove, Je mere vass hove teri maa meri sass hove "
"(",)/" Oye Kitthe
<)) HO ./? " (.") pata kinna <((> mis kitta
./ l. tennu???
INNNNA ,,
,______c"",)________,
))
./.> SAARA
......Baddlo ena na barso
ke bhijj jaan kapde meri sarkar de...
jine kadi tinka vi na chukya hove
chukne paen paunche salwar de.
Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin
vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi
aana jhaliyeya ohne hun kal vi nahin
uhna todd nibhani ki yaari
jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin......
Yari laun wele na sochiya c,yari laun da painda mul loko
Koi yari piche jind war deve,koi paise te janda dul loko
Koi marda kise diyan surtan te,koi kehnda ishq hai bhul loko
Yari laniya kite ni sokhiya ne,banda janda ishq vich rul loko
Ni tu challi gayi England, baja ke yaara da Band, tu ki socheya ki yaar tera tabaah ho gaya, India aa ke dekh yaara da vyaah ho gaya!!!
yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, saade utte tenu rehm koi na, horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi tere kol time koi naa..
Dil nu lag jan rog tan ki kariye,
Kisi di yaad ch akhian ron tan ki kariye,
Sanu milne di tamana ta rehandi hai dam,
Je rab nu manjur naa hove tan ki kariye.
Aukha langda eh waqt vichhore da,
bin yaar guzara kaun kare,
ik din howe taan lang jawe,
sari umar guzara kaun kare.
Nire Ishq Te Tand Nahi Paye Assa... Charkhariya Te V Chare Hoe aa...Sir Deke Jitho Di Fees Lagdi... Assi Ohna Schoola Wicho Pade Hoe Aa....Lok Chanah(Chinab) Wich Sada hi Rahe Tarde... Assa Lahoo Ander Laiya Taria Ne...Sanu Aiwe Nahi Log SARDAAR Kehnde.. Sir Deke Laia SARDARIYA Ne..
Kade Ambran De vich chand tarea de kol.... kade badal hawawa dhupa chava nu farol....tussi labna sanu te yaad kar rona... assi othe tur jaana jitho murke nahi aauna.
oh badle badle lagde ne, ohna dil uchya naal laa laye ne, kehnde tuhadi na koi lod rahi, asi sajjan hor banaa laye ne, asi akhiyan bhar k keh ditta, jithe marzi parkh k vekh lavo, kehnde asi tuhanu vart leya, tusi hor vart k vekh lavo, ohde bol goonjde kanna ch, par dil te laune band karte, hun dushman labhde firde haan, asi yaar banune band karte.
PAANI WAGDA WEKH DARIA WICH MERE DIL WICH IK KHYAL AAYA, RABBA ENNa PANI DUNIA TE KIS KAM DA JE MERE DOST NU KADE NAHAUN DA KHAYAL Nai AAYA.
"(",)/" Oye Kitthe
<)) HO ./? " (.") pata kinna <((> mis kitta
./ l. tennu???
INNNNA ,,
,______c"",)________,
))
./.> SAARA
Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, ratti twadi yaad aayi te fir miss kitta, Jad jan pe ban aayi te SMS kitta.
Dilla chad de tu vi khyaal ohda
tere naal te kitti uhne gall vi nahin
vaada kar ke nahi jehri ajj aayi
aana jhaliyeya ohne hun kal vi nahin
uhna todd nibhani ki yaari
jehre kol khalonde pal vi nahin......
Mere to puchde O mainu kii mileya
ohde hijjar te ohde pyaar vichooN
dil de ke kharideya chankana main
ohde husan de meena bazzar vichoon.
Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di
ishq ta kala hai dil lgaan di
ishq da soda kade keeta nahi janda
eh oh jaam hai jo peeta nahi janda
ki samjhava main oos bedard nu
ishq ho janda hai kade keeta nahi janda.
Baah fadke rok lende,je chalda koi zor hunda
assi tere piche kyoN rulde,,je tere jeha koi hor hunda.
asii ishq ashq nu karde si assi ishq barbare jaa baithe....loki yarr laban nu phide si asii labya yarr gava baithay.
yun wo aashiqi ka lete hain imtihan
saima,rema,resham te kala shan
kouj inj v rahwan okhia sunn
kouj gull ich ghum da toaq v see
kouj sherr de loak v zalim sunn
kouj sanoo murrn da shoaq v see.
Ki kariye loka da, har gall nu lok jhmela kehnde ne,
Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos
te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!!
Ae chand chamkna chad vii de
teri chandni saanu staandi ae
tera varga hai usda chehra
tenu vekh ke usdi yaad aandi ae.
kinna nairhay ho ho baithaa fer vi doori reh jaandi ae
ohndi meri yaari waali ghazal adhori reh jandi ae
adher odher diya gallaaN wich saara waila lang janda ae
kehen jaana waaN jairhi gal oh gal adhoori reh jandi ae
Soh rab di tenu pyar kita
hor kise nu kade bulaya vi nayi
tenu apni samaj ke dil dita
hor kise te dil kade aaya hii nahi
pyar tere de butte nu pani laya
hor butta pyar da laya hi nayi
teri yaad vich rehnda main sher likhda
hor aj tak sher banaya hi nahi
tu keh pagal ya keh chhalla
gusa gallaa teriya da kade aaya hii nahi
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c
Fer ki hoyeya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi
Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,
saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,
hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!
Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho Sakna , Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c Je Inj hi Rulaana c Varne , Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c.
Tu sohni tera na sohni, par tu sohni ban ke na dikha saki, sohni ta kache ghadde te v tarr ke aa gi C Te tu Three Wheeler te vi na aa saki!!!
Kudiya wich koi Sassi Labda, Koi Labda Heer, Assi ta yaaro Sahiba Labni te kutne ohde Veer!!!
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan k,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kuri Phansayi hoyi ae!!!
Tussi ki o?
Punjabi o ya pathan o
.
Pepsi o ya sezan o
.
Angle o ya insan o
.
roti o ya naan o
.
police o ya don o
.
Kamzor o ya pehlwan o
.
Chana o ya dhan o
.
tussi jo v o tussi sadi jaan o.
samundar de kinaare baithe haan.........
kade tan lehar aaoogi....
kismat badle na badle chappal tan dhoti jaoogi
always think positive
Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde,
Har nakaami nu haar nahi kehnde.
Rajni Ki hoya je asin tuhade nahi ho sakde,
Sirf mil jaan nu hi pyaar nahi kehnde.
zindagi vichh fer milaange aapan
kite vekh k na nazran jhuka lavin..
tenu vekhya lagda yaar kite..
bas keh jaffi pa lawin......
samundar de kinaare baithe haan.........kade tan lehar aaoogi....kismat badle na badle chappal tan dhoti jaoogi
always think positive
Ajj mera dil fer udaas ho gya...
Ajj neer meriyan akhiyan chon fer cho pya..
Ajj teri yaad eni aayi...k..mera saya v mere kol beh k ro paya
o mere dil de chain
tere peche kutte pain
tu luttya mere dil da chain
rab kre tenu keerhe pain
tere nain barhe nasheele
jeevan jharhu de teele
tu mere dil wich endaan vasi
jeevain kicherh wich majh pansi
jan-e-jigar jan-e-tamman
idhar aa terian lattan panna
Ki kariye lokan da, har gal nu lok jhamela kehnde ne,
Je sms na kariye ta kanjoos, te je kariye ta Vehla kehnde ne!
Dosti pake dosti eve ni nibhai jandi,
is dost nimane di tenu kade yaad ni andi,
har vale kara pehala mein hi sms,
je tu kar dawe ki teri shaan ghat jand
Kinni Jaldi E Mulakaat Gujar Jandi ae,
Pyaas bujhdi nahi ke Barsaat gujar jaandi ae,
Manish Apniyaan yaadaan nu keh de ki na aoun,
Kyonki Hun Neend aundi nahi ke raat gujar jandi ae.
Once there was a crow, ik pind which renda c o, ik din tali utay betha c o, ik chirri phishay pay gia c o, Chirri pay e c ro, chirri da a gia c pio,Chirri de pio ne kutia crow,Crow sherminda gia c ho, hun chirri no pain g kainda c o,
Moral:
Kisay the dhee pain noo na chero.
ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!
MAn 2 Sheikh: Yar Kal main tenu kini
waryi Phone kita per tu nahi chukiya
Sheikh: kion Chukhan ,
jerha main 30 Rupaiye de kay gana luwaya aye,
ohnuu tera peo sunaye ga
sohny nain tery teri gut da main rumaal hovan
jis gali vich tu rehndi hovein us gili da main choki daar hovan
tera piuo hovy hakeem main ghar aavan ty bemaar hovan
teri lvan 5,7 chumyan...
es to vad lvan ty gunaghaar hovan
jy fer v tery mery pyar ty ksy nu shaq hovy ty.....
OOODI V PAIN DA YAAR HOVAN
Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange,
Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange,
Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,
Teri mashook asi phasavaange
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta,
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.
Ainvain rus ke naan saathon mukh mod mitra,
saada tairai to baigair kaida hor mitra,
uthi hundi hai umid jithae jor mitra,
tainun mairi nahin par mainun tairi lod mitra
Punjabi Translation:
"Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?"
"Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si"
"Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?"
"Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!"
I am ne eat keetay panj sat (7) Ganney
Farmer jii ne sanoon puchiya y have u panney ganney, I am nay answer dita my dear kisaaan
panj sat ganiyan naal tuwada ki nukaan
Dil kare
Geet Ban Ke Tere Bullan Te Aawan,
Dil Kare
Panchi Ban Ambari Udd Jaava,
Dil Kare
Banna Ek Taara Kade Chamka Kade Tutt Jaava,
Dil kare
Banna Teriyan Akhan De Hanjhoo Te Tere Saare Dukh Pee Jaava!
Asaan dil de yaar mobile vich, tuhaady pyar di sim pwai ay,
keta load main card armanaan da
vich hijar di
bettery pai ay.....
nit hasrataan naal inno charge
kraindan.....
vich dard di tune bhrai ay.....
teri yaad de signal aonday ne.....
par call kaddy nai aai ay........
Mainu yaar-yaar karde rahe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
es yaar ne sanu rula dita,...........................................
hora ton ki umida si,jad yaar ne hi bhula dita,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
mudke dosti nahi karni main,menu yaar ne sayana bana dita.
Bari warsi khatan gia si,khat k lianda Pajama
jeda mera sms paran-to bad Pangra na pawayyy...
Apni Mashoooq de Bachian da Mama ;)
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!
Politics Sms
Karachi main Light ka breakdown q hua..?
MQM: Taliban karachi main aa gaye hain.
PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat k khilaf sazish hai.
PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.
ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi hai.
Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga :-D
The best way to see the good work of a government is to love his party personally
Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ??
wah wah
Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ???
Akhir jootay ki bi to koi self respect hai !! :)
Mubaric ho, Adliya bahal ho gaye !
Ab har ghareeb ko Roti, Kapra Makan mile ga
Mazlum ko fori insaf mile ga
Jarayim khatam ho jayen gay
Load shedding nahi ho gi
Mehngaye khatam ho jaye gi
Pakistan main haqiqi jamhuriyat aye gi
Corruption khatam ho jaye gi
India dost ban jaye ga
Dehshat gardi khatam ho jaye gi
.
.
.
Aur shayed hamari aankh khul jaye gi !
Pakistan ka matlab kia?
BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA!
yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai
yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai
log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad!
hum kehtay hai......
pakistan se Zinda Bhaag
Bari moochhon wala Zardari bhi ab decent ho gaya,
jo pehlay tha Mr.10 per cent ab Cent per Cent ho gaya !
In Zardarion say dosti achhi nahi Faraz,
Tu Sadar-e-Pakistan hay kuchh to khayal kar !
Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?
Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.
Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?
Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.
:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???
Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka
bhala hoga
President:
Shetani
Prime Minister:
Gillani
Army Chief:
Kiyani
Speaker:
Zanaani
Aata Na Roti
Bijli Na Paani
Wah Re Pakitani
Teri Ajab Kahani..!!
Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.
Medicinez,
Roads,
Bridge,
Aeroplane,
Tarbela Dam,
And Finally,
General Pervaiz
Pakistan ka matlab kia?
BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA!
yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai
yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai
log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad!
hum kehtay hai......
pakistan se Zinda Bhaag
Humara khwab bhooka nanga Punjab
her qadam
khud kushi ki jaanib
baat to ehsaas ki hai.
Cycle per mohar lagayain @ ch. Azab-e-elahi.
Sher arz kya hai
Tail ditta cycle di chain nu.
Wah! Wah!
Zara ghor farmain gi
Tail dita cycle di chain nu.
.
.
.
niklo chaudrio tuwadi paen nu!
3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta.
1: "SHIRK" krny wala
2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala
3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala.
In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.
Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that"s out always looks the best.
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.
Humra-Khuwab
"Bkokaa"
"Nangaa"
"Punjab"
Har Qadam,
"Khud Kushi Ki Janib"
Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai
Cycle Per Moher Lagayien.
"Ch.Azab-E-Elahi"
Hum Jahil Ko Kabhi Aalam-E-Quran Nahin Ketha....
Gaddar Ko Kabhi Deen Ka Sultan Nahin Kehta....
Agar Wo Haji Ho Namazi Ho Ya Koi Or....
Hum "Benazir" K Qatil Ko Kahbi Musalman Nahin Krhta....
Why does Arj*n S*ngh have sex only 3 days a week?
Coz for 3 days his wife is reserved for SC/ST & on Sundays for OBC.
Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumbe
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.
I don"t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that"s out always looks the best.
MQM: Taliban karachi main aa gaye hain.
PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat k khilaf sazish hai.
PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.
ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi hai.
Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga :-D
The best way to see the good work of a government is to love his party personally
Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ??
wah wah
Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ???
Akhir jootay ki bi to koi self respect hai !! :)
Mubaric ho, Adliya bahal ho gaye !
Ab har ghareeb ko Roti, Kapra Makan mile ga
Mazlum ko fori insaf mile ga
Jarayim khatam ho jayen gay
Load shedding nahi ho gi
Mehngaye khatam ho jaye gi
Pakistan main haqiqi jamhuriyat aye gi
Corruption khatam ho jaye gi
India dost ban jaye ga
Dehshat gardi khatam ho jaye gi
.
.
.
Aur shayed hamari aankh khul jaye gi !
Pakistan ka matlab kia?
BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA!
yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai
yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai
log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad!
hum kehtay hai......
pakistan se Zinda Bhaag
Bari moochhon wala Zardari bhi ab decent ho gaya,
jo pehlay tha Mr.10 per cent ab Cent per Cent ho gaya !
In Zardarion say dosti achhi nahi Faraz,
Tu Sadar-e-Pakistan hay kuchh to khayal kar !
Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?
Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.
Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?
Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.
:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???
Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka
bhala hoga
President:
Shetani
Prime Minister:
Gillani
Army Chief:
Kiyani
Speaker:
Zanaani
Aata Na Roti
Bijli Na Paani
Wah Re Pakitani
Teri Ajab Kahani..!!
Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.
Medicinez,
Roads,
Bridge,
Aeroplane,
Tarbela Dam,
And Finally,
General Pervaiz
Pakistan ka matlab kia?
BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA!
yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai
yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai
log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad!
hum kehtay hai......
pakistan se Zinda Bhaag
Humara khwab bhooka nanga Punjab
her qadam
khud kushi ki jaanib
baat to ehsaas ki hai.
Cycle per mohar lagayain @ ch. Azab-e-elahi.
Sher arz kya hai
Tail ditta cycle di chain nu.
Wah! Wah!
Zara ghor farmain gi
Tail dita cycle di chain nu.
.
.
.
niklo chaudrio tuwadi paen nu!
3 chezian hyn, jin ke wja se insan "JANAT" mey dakhil nai ho sakta.
1: "SHIRK" krny wala
2: "SALAM" mey pehal na krny wala
3: "CYCLE" pe mohr lagane wala.
In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.
Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right.
A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit.
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that"s out always looks the best.
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong.
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.
Humra-Khuwab
"Bkokaa"
"Nangaa"
"Punjab"
Har Qadam,
"Khud Kushi Ki Janib"
Baat To Ehsaas Ki Hai
Cycle Per Moher Lagayien.
"Ch.Azab-E-Elahi"
Hum Jahil Ko Kabhi Aalam-E-Quran Nahin Ketha....
Gaddar Ko Kabhi Deen Ka Sultan Nahin Kehta....
Agar Wo Haji Ho Namazi Ho Ya Koi Or....
Hum "Benazir" K Qatil Ko Kahbi Musalman Nahin Krhta....
Why does Arj*n S*ngh have sex only 3 days a week?
Coz for 3 days his wife is reserved for SC/ST & on Sundays for OBC.
Crash courses for general category.
Rickshaw pulling diploma after MBBS.
Shoe polich diploma after MBA.
Sweaper degree after engineering.
Contact: UPA Institute for BEDAGARK of India.
We have plenty of Confidence in this country, but we are a little short of good men to place our Confidence in.
Some men change their party for the sake of their principles; others their principles for the sake of their party.
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumbe
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy.
I don"t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man"s character, give him power.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that"s out always looks the best.
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